Excel Civil Enforcement - thugs

[bluebottle]

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It's even in the Ladybird Book of the Policeman (revised edition) - attached for anyone who has not seen it.

Yes. I have read the revised edition, as kindly posted by Cloggy. One word of warning, though... If you are thinking of reading it, make sure you are well-stocked with paracetamol tablets. My sides ached after I had finished reading it.

[bizzybob]

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Yes. I have read the revised edition, as kindly posted by Cloggy. One word of warning, though... If you are thinking of reading it, make sure you are well-stocked with paracetamol tablets. My sides ached after I had finished reading it.

Those friends going to the toilet together....

[MissFM]

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And we wonder why badgers are such shy creatures..

[bizzybob]

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And we wonder why badgers are such shy creatures..

They don't want Ron Davies to bother them, and they wish to be totally dis-associated from Alistair Darling.

[charitynjw]

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I've always assumed that badgers are rather downmarket.

Why else would they say "Rough as a badger's ar...........er, bum!"

[CleverClogs]

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Why else would they say "Rough as a badger's ar...........er, bum!"

I wouldn't know, as I've never studied a badger's posterior.

As they have rather sharp claws, however, one might pity someone who might stoop that low.

[Rob0000]

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That is a very funny book, so much so that i just got told off for laughing too loudly!

[charitynjw]

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Sorely tempted as I am to continue this, I sense that LBHQ has gone to Defcon 2, & Saffy's finger is hovering over the 'launch' button!
:boom:

[bluebottle]

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I wouldn't know, as I've never studied a badger's posterior.

As they have rather sharp claws, however, one might pity someone who might stoop that low.

They can do quite a bit of damage to a car if you are unlucky enough to collide with one, especially the boar, which is roughly the size of a small pig. An old boss of mine collided with one and ended up with a £300 repair bill to the front of his car.

[Rob0000]

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On the subject of badgers, here's a good video on the habits of badgers.