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three nuns at the pearly gates.

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  • three nuns at the pearly gates.

    Three nuns passed away and were standing at the pearly gates waiting for st Peter, he came down and said to the first nun...you have been a very loyal, and for that I will give you another chance at life, who would you like to go back as? the nun replied....I would like to go back as Catherine Hepburn she said, catherine was so beautiful and talented, ok said st peter off you go.
    the second nun slowly came closer to st peter and he said to her...you have been very caring for the poor, I will give you another chance at life, who would you like to go back as? the second nun thought for a minute and said...I would like to go back as Marilyn Munroe, i always thought she was such a beautiful woman, ok said st peter, off you go then.
    the third nun was just so excited, st peter said to her, you know how to make people feel good about themselves, so I will give you another chance at life for doing so well, who would you like to go back as?
    she didnt hesitate, she said I want to go back as sarah pipelinie, st peter looked at her puzzled and said WHO? she said look I have the paper here I will show you, st peter took the paper and replied, you silly old fool, this says
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    sahara pipe line gets laid by 1000 men in 12 months,
    you're not going anywhere
    Borrow money from a pessimist -- they don't expect it back.
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