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  • Happy St Patrick's Day!!

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    This is only my opinion - "Opinions are made to be changed --or how is truth to be got at?" (Byron)

    You and I do not see things as they are. We see things as we are.
    Cohen, Herb


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      Re: Happy St Patrick's Day!!

      Irish Vasectomy
      After having their 11th child, an Irish couple decided that that was enough, as they couldn't afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children ...
      The docto
      r told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a large firecracker, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
      The husband said to the doctor, "B'Jayzus, I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me with my problem."
      "Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.
      So the man went home, lit a cracker and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count:
      "1, 2, 3, 4, ?5," at which point he paused, and placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.
      This procedure also works in New Zealanders and Tasmanians

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        Re: Happy St Patrick's Day!!

        Originally posted by enaid View Post
        Irish Vasectomy
        After having their 11th child, an Irish couple decided that that was enough, as they couldn't afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children ...
        The docto
        r told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a large firecracker, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
        The husband said to the doctor, "B'Jayzus, I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me with my problem."
        "Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.
        So the man went home, lit a cracker and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count:
        "1, 2, 3, 4, ?5," at which point he paused, and placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.
        This procedure also works in New Zealanders and Tasmanians
        Lol!
        [MENTION=141]enaid[/MENTION] from an Irishman born & bred in England

        <-------A London derriere!

        :taunt:

        :biggrin1:
        CAVEAT LECTOR

        This is only my opinion - "Opinions are made to be changed --or how is truth to be got at?" (Byron)

        You and I do not see things as they are. We see things as we are.
        Cohen, Herb


        There is danger when a man throws his tongue into high gear before he
        gets his brain a-going.
        Phelps, C. C.


        "They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance!"
        The last words of John Sedgwick

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