I'm crocked

[EXC]

Just returned from the hospital with my entire arm in plaster having broken my arm and wrist. What a bore. The scaphoid fracture means the cast will have to stay on for 9 to 12 weeks and probably require an op.

Before anyone asks, I didn't have a run in with Naomi Campbell, I fell off a ladder. I was supposed to go on a riding holiday in 2 weeks and I'll miss at least 3 races this season but at least I can amuse myself with a bit of litigation I've embarked on and get to grips with giving the FSA some serious grief.

[enaid]

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aww bloody ell EXC, that'll teach you to go bird watching up a ladder

Hope your not in a lot of pain and you get well soon Enaid xx

[Happyolddog]

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what are you doing up a ladder at your age?

Get well soon.

[Budgie]

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Oh bloody hell Exc, what a bummer!

That'll teach you, I would thoroughly recommend shinning down the drainpipe rather than using a ladder when exiting from your mistresses bedroom window in the morning.

Honestly though, you should take it easy today, that sounds like a nasty break.

Budgie

[EXC]

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aww bloody ell EXC, that'll teach you to go bird watching up a ladder

For the record I'd like to clarify that the ''bird watching'' was entirely unrelated to the woman who lives next door - a former Miss England - who is not unknown to spend the day in her night attire. And my binnoculars were trained on a nesting Nuthatch.

[CYNthesys]

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Ouch!
You still haven't revealed why you were up a ladder.

[Xena]

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They will be writing rude things on your cast at the Petey do!!!!!!!

[Paule]

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Hope you get it sorted soon, and i'm sure we will all put a nice polite message on it in Peterborough next month

And through my hospital contacts, ive got hold of Your injured arm
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[scottishlass]

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aww EXC that sounds nasty,shame about your holiday and the races.

Take Care:hug:

[Sapphire]

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Oh EXC sorry to hear about your 'big' break. Lets hope its not your drink lifting arm hun. Anyway I hope you get well very soon.

[TUTTSI]

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EXC - hope you will soon be mended.

Dxxx

[Nattie]

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Have you told your customers on the window cleaning round yet? (sorry for taking that line from enaid)

[theGobbyOne]

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For the record I'd like to clarify that the ''bird watching'' was entirely unrelated to the woman who lives next door - a former Miss England - who is not unknown to spend the day in her night attire. And my binnoculars were trained on a nesting Nuthatch.

And you want us to believe THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHATEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:tung:

But realy EXC hope your not in too much pain!!!!!!

[EXC]

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Thanks for all your kind words, they're appreciated.

Ouch!
You still haven't revealed why you were up a ladder.

Ok I'll come clean. I was installing a roof mounted surface-to-air missile system that has a range of 600 miles and I was aiming it at a strategic
target in Glasgow.

[enaid]

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pmsl