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A couple of love poems

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    WOMAN'S LOVE POEM

    Before I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
    One who's handsome, smart and strong,
    One who loves to listen long.
    One who thinks before he speaks,
    One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
    I pray he's gainfully employed,
    When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
    Massages my back and begs to do more.
    Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
    Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
    I pray that this man will love me to no end,
    And always be my very best friend.

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    >MAN'S LOVE POEM
    I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with
    Huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
    And loves to send me fishing and hunting. This
    doesn’t rhyme and I don't give a s...!!!!
    Tags: sleep

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