Three nuns

[enaid]

Three nuns were ordered by Mother Superior to redecorate their room at the convent so they ordered the paint and new coverings for the windows. Upon getting the paint ready, they decided to paint in the nude as to not get any paint on their habits. As they were painting, a knock came on the door and said, "Blind Man". They nuns were startled at first being naked but it was a blind man and he wouldn't see anything anyway so they opened the door. The guy said, "Nice tits, where do you want me to put the blinds"

[nemesis45]

Re: Three nuns

What to you get if you have Nun for a girl friend?

Nun of This and Nun of That and definitely NUN of The Other

[Kati]

Re: Three nuns

The mother superior proclaimed to three nuns that for one night they can indulge in any sins they wished and they would be forgiven the next day by drinking holy water.

The next day, each nun confessed their sin.

Nun #1 said, " I had sex with 8 different men." the nun then drank some holy water and Nun#3 started to giggle.

Nun #2 said "I did various types of drugs" then she too drank some holy water and Nun #3 laughed out loud.

Mother superior lost her patience and said to the laughing Nun, "Well, what did you do?"

Nun #3 said, "I peed in the holy water."

[Kati]

Re: Three nuns

Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines." "What did you do?" the other nuns asked. "Well, of course I threw them in the trash." The second nun said, "Well, I can top that. I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!" "Oh my!" gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?" they asked. "I poked holes in all of them!" she replied. The third nun fainted.