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Are you old because of your chronological age or is it your behaviour?
Signs to watch out for:
You have different pairs of glasses for different things or you wear a pair on a chain around your neck.
You get your shoes in the same place you get your medication.
You become obsessed with next doors comings and goings.
You think anyone not dressed like an Eskimo is going to catch pneumonia
You wear a lot of beige.
You use a lot of beige in your house.
Your slippers have zips or Velcro.
You make sure your bedroom curtains are open by 8.00 am every day including weekends.
You keep Gaviscon and a seed catalogue on your bedside table.
You call Vinyl flooring Lino.
You remember when ‘all this was fields’.
You think there is too much sex on TV.
You buy Majesty Magazine.
You receive a lot of free parker pens.
Your underwear is older than your secret fantasy lover.
You have to pretend you are someone else during sex.
You count to 3 before you pick anything off the floor.
You are convinced you can smell burning in your house.
You can remember the words of chirpy chirpy cheep cheep but have no idea where you left your keys.
Signs to watch out for:
You have different pairs of glasses for different things or you wear a pair on a chain around your neck.
You get your shoes in the same place you get your medication.
You become obsessed with next doors comings and goings.
You think anyone not dressed like an Eskimo is going to catch pneumonia
You wear a lot of beige.
You use a lot of beige in your house.
Your slippers have zips or Velcro.
You make sure your bedroom curtains are open by 8.00 am every day including weekends.
You keep Gaviscon and a seed catalogue on your bedside table.
You call Vinyl flooring Lino.
You remember when ‘all this was fields’.
You think there is too much sex on TV.
You buy Majesty Magazine.
You receive a lot of free parker pens.
Your underwear is older than your secret fantasy lover.
You have to pretend you are someone else during sex.
You count to 3 before you pick anything off the floor.
You are convinced you can smell burning in your house.
You can remember the words of chirpy chirpy cheep cheep but have no idea where you left your keys.
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