Sex insurance

[enaid]

SUBJECT: SEX INSURANCE

JUST LIKE YOU CAN GET INSURANCE FOR CARS, PROPERTY, SPORTS
ETC.,

YOU CAN NOW GET INSURANCE FOR SEX !!

MAKE SURE YOU GET THE CORRECT INSURANCE FOR THE SEX YOU ARE
HAVING.

To assist, please find a list of companies catering for most
tastes :-

a). Sex with your wife - Legal & General.

b). Sex on the telephone - Direct Line.

c). Sex with your Partner - Standard Life.

d). Sex with someone Different - Go Compare.

e). Sex with a lady of generous proportions - More Than.

f). Sex On the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels.

g). Sex with a prostitute - Commercial Union.

h). Sex with your maid - Employer's Liability.

i). Sex with an OAP - Saga.

j). Sex resulting in pregnancy - General Accident.

. . . . . . . . . finally

k). Sex with a transvestite - Confused.com

Make sure you are adequately covered!

[Crazy council]

Re: Sex insurance

you could add

Sex with a rich OAP --- money supermarket

[wales01man]

Re: Sex insurance

What does NFU insurance cover?

[Rhothgar]

Re: Sex insurance

wales01man - NFU covers Sex in the countryside!

But it doesn't cover injury from impact if a drystone wall collapses on top of you whilst prone.

[wales01man]

Re: Sex insurance

Have you tried to claim ? Tell us more PLEASE

[Kati]

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But it doesn't cover injury from impact if a drystone wall collapses on top of you whilst prone.

Those drystone walls must be a bu***r to get out of :lol:

[Crazy council]

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What does NFU insurance cover?

Sheep if you live in wales or Cornwall
Cattle if you live in Norfolk

and if you live in Yorkshire ---- anything with 4 legs that can not outrun you.

[Fred]

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Should it be "sex insurance"..........or

"sex assurance" ? :santa_wink:

[Kati]

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Sheep if you live in wales or Cornwall
Cattle if you live in Norfolk

and if you live in Yorkshire ---- anything with 4 legs that can not outrun you.

I'm a Yorkshire lass you know :tung:

[MIKE770]

very very old thread, What insurance company would cover such>

[Guest]

We had a driver once (I hope he doesn't read this) as it is true. Driving the lorry he runs into a milk float, gets out of the cab holding his wedding tackle, end result, my brother entered the claim for him, he won his claim. Loss of love life. I think the insurance company had a laugh and paid on the laugh it gave to the office.