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Subject: Lose weight for 2008!!!!
An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a
full day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next
time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.'
When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by
having lost nearly
60 pounds!
'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow
my instructions?'
The Irishman nodded...'I'll tell you though, bejesus, I
thought I was going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.'
'From hunger, you mean?'
No, from the feckin skippin', the Irishman said.
An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a
full day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next
time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.'
When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by
having lost nearly
60 pounds!
'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow
my instructions?'
The Irishman nodded...'I'll tell you though, bejesus, I
thought I was going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.'
'From hunger, you mean?'
No, from the feckin skippin', the Irishman said.
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