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pmsl, i must`ve overlooked that one....i do apologise
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pmsl, i must`ve overlooked that one....i do apologiseRBS £2,336.31p *Settled* - RBS £104 *Settled* - Cap One *Settled by default* - A&L - In Progress
`All advise offered by myself is from my own personnel experience and not from professional experience, if in doubt seek advise from a qualified professional!`
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
ahem...off with their heads was that girls?
xNeither a borrower nor a lender be;
For loan oft loses both itself and friend,
And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.Comment
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While Telly Savalas was dying of lung cancer, he made an anti-smoking advert to be shown after his death to shock people in to giving up smoking.
It was considered too shocking to be shown!
Sally xP1ss on me if you like, but don't try and tell me it's rain!life is all the more precious when we remember it is a terminal state.
If you need any help with addiction please feel free to PM or email me. I will help all I canPlease don't drink and drive
25th Aug SAR request ~11th Sep 1/2 back ~ 23rd Oct all back ~ 29th Oct prelim request ~ 11th Nov LBA ~ 20th Nov "Don't Be Silly" letter ~ 25th Nov I won!Comment
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decapition of what?Originally posted by Ruthie View Post
Reminds me of a real story in the papers last year. A surgeon was not happy with his work on a mans penis. He got rather upset hacked it off and cut it into small pieces. Hard to believe? Read here;
Row over angry, penis-removing doctor | Metro.co.uk
Made me cry.
Hod...Liam..Borrow money from a pessimist -- they don't expect it back.Comment
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And you all thought I changed me avatar because I fancied Jack SparrowOriginally posted by Koenigsegg View Post
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Decapitation does generally mean off with the head.
It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
It is also impossible to lick the outside of your own elbowComment
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It is also impossible to lick the outside of your own elbow[/quote]
you havn't met my tongue then.........obviously!
Bestest wishes,
Hod....Liam....Borrow money from a pessimist -- they don't expect it back.Comment
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Ooooh errrr!
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The Sailfish is the fastest fish in the world, it can swim upto 69 mphRBS £2,336.31p *Settled* - RBS £104 *Settled* - Cap One *Settled by default* - A&L - In Progress
`All advise offered by myself is from my own personnel experience and not from professional experience, if in doubt seek advise from a qualified professional!`
`Emotions are like your mothers breasts, you know where they are but best left unfelt!`Comment
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Giraffes and humans have the same amount of vertebre (ok how the heck do you spell it?)Comment
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The Simpsons was first aired in America in a series of one minute shorts on the Tracey Ullman Show.
When the BBC bought The Tracey Ullman Show, they cut out The Simpsons, believing it wasn't funny!!
Sally xP1ss on me if you like, but don't try and tell me it's rain!life is all the more precious when we remember it is a terminal state.
If you need any help with addiction please feel free to PM or email me. I will help all I canPlease don't drink and drive
25th Aug SAR request ~11th Sep 1/2 back ~ 23rd Oct all back ~ 29th Oct prelim request ~ 11th Nov LBA ~ 20th Nov "Don't Be Silly" letter ~ 25th Nov I won!Comment
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Attilla the Hun was a midget !
sapphireComment
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ever wondered why poo is brown?
it is because it is made up from dead blood cellsRBS £2,336.31p *Settled* - RBS £104 *Settled* - Cap One *Settled by default* - A&L - In Progress
`All advise offered by myself is from my own personnel experience and not from professional experience, if in doubt seek advise from a qualified professional!`
`Emotions are like your mothers breasts, you know where they are but best left unfelt!`Comment
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well I'll sleep tonight now knowing that
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Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
is the fear of long words.Nationwide **WON**- £3,880.00 14/03/07
Nationwide Claim 2 LBA sent 13/03/07
Mcol filed 03/05/07Comment
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