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Re: Best wishes to Inca for Sunday and some useful advice
THE READING AT THE WEDDING OF MR AND MRS INCA (and Sapphy can confirm this)
Love Me
Love me when I'm old and shocking
Help me on with my elastic stockings
Swing me from the chandeliers
Lets be randy bad old dears
Push me in my Chrome Bath Chair
Let me tease your white chest hair
Scaring children,swapping dentures
Let us have some great adventures
I'll take you to the local Bingo
Teach you how to speak the lingo
Rub my back and bring me tea
Show me how Loves meant to be
Take me to your special places
Watching all the puzzled faces
You in shorts and socks and sandals
Me ll fat with huge love handles
And as the need for rest takes over
I'll fight you for the duvet cover
Make me laugh without constraint
Buy me chocolate body paint
(i said this last verse)
Hold me safe throughout the night
And when out hair has turned to white
Believe me when I say it's true
I've waited my whole life for you.
THE READING AT THE WEDDING OF MR AND MRS INCA (and Sapphy can confirm this)
Love Me
Love me when I'm old and shocking
Help me on with my elastic stockings
Swing me from the chandeliers
Lets be randy bad old dears
Push me in my Chrome Bath Chair
Let me tease your white chest hair
Scaring children,swapping dentures
Let us have some great adventures
I'll take you to the local Bingo
Teach you how to speak the lingo
Rub my back and bring me tea
Show me how Loves meant to be
Take me to your special places
Watching all the puzzled faces
You in shorts and socks and sandals
Me ll fat with huge love handles
And as the need for rest takes over
I'll fight you for the duvet cover
Make me laugh without constraint
Buy me chocolate body paint
(i said this last verse)
Hold me safe throughout the night
And when out hair has turned to white
Believe me when I say it's true
I've waited my whole life for you.
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