Breaking News - Man dies in South Africa!

A man who once visited Bedford has recently died in South Africa!

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I`m just a little concerned for all those South African Nissan Micra owners, my friend over there called me and in his strong Joburg accent told me that "Nissan Main Dealer" had gone.

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That was a very funny joke in it's time. I forgot how it went but the punch line was Nissan Main dealer

I`m just a little concerned for all those South African Nissan Micra owners, my friend over there called me and in his strong Joburg accent told me that "Nissan Main Dealer" had gone.

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Owned!!

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I beleive Del boy and Rodders are sick of the crowds outside their flat now

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Did you read the tweet from Paris Hilton (google the fool if you;ve never heard of her)

RIP Nelson Mandela YOUR 'I HAVE A DREAM SPEECH' WAS SO INSPIRING....AN AMAZING MAN

Now forgive me if I'm wrong but wasn't it Martin Luther King (an AMERICAN) who made that speech and Paris 'I don;t have a brain cell to call my own' is AMERICAN too???

What a totally batty,thick bint.
Proves the saying,,'Beauty fades,dumb is forever'

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Apparently the Paris Hilton tweet was a hoax.

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I wonder what Miley Cirus would make of it Nick?