Emails - this really takes the biscuit!

[CleverClogs]

Re: Emails - this really takes the biscuit!

Another one just arrived, I must be very important! :grin:

Are you going to reply to that with Noddy's data? :behindsofa:

[charitynjw]

Re: Emails - this really takes the biscuit!

FAO Felix Leiter (For your eyes only)
CIA
Langley (the USA one, not the place near Slough)

Dear Mr Leiter,

It would appear that one of your agents has gone 'rogue'.

He thinks he is on Her Majesty's Secret Service.

Could you please scare the living daylights out of him, & give him the Goldfinger from me.

Thanks awfully

FlemingParrot

[FlamingParrot]

Re: Emails - this really takes the biscuit!

Are you going to reply to that with Noddy's data? :behindsofa:

[FlamingParrot]

Re: Emails - this really takes the biscuit!

FAO Felix Leiter (For your eyes only)
CIA
Langley (the USA one, not the place near Slough)

Dear Mr Leiter,

It would appear that one of your agents has gone 'rogue'.

He thinks he is on Her Majesty's Secret Service.

Could you please scare the living daylights out of him, & give him the Goldfinger from me.

Thanks awfully

FlemingParrot

BRILLIANT!

There's also a Langley near me, so they obviously know me well! :grin:

[MissFM]

Re: Emails - this really takes the biscuit!

BRILLIANT!

There's also a Langley near me, so they obviously me well! :grin:

Know?

[FlamingParrot]

Re: Emails - this really takes the biscuit!

This gem just landed in my inbox. They are going to pay me £4.4m, yet the "Claims Officer" uses a gmail account! msl: msl: msl:

Later alligators, if anyone wants me, I'll be on my yacht.

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MICROSOFT E-MAIL AWARD 2014
Microsoft Campus Thames
Valley Park Reading Berkshire
RG6 1WG UNITED KINGDOM

Date: 21th January 2014.

Claims Security Code: CSC-74162007-04-LV-UK

Finally, today we announce this year winners of the MICROSOFT E-MAIL AWARD held this year 2014. This is an Electronic-Email Award, in which email addresses were used.
your email address emerged as one of the online Winning emails, and you have been approved for lump sums pay out of £4,464,000.00 (Four Million Four Hundred And Sixty Four Thousand Great British Pounds Sterling Only) Credited to Claims Security Code Number CSC-74162008-04-LV-UK.

Contact your claims processing officer with the below information for more details and remittance of your won prize (MONEY) to you.

1. Full Name 2. Address 3. Tel/Fax 4. Age 5. Occupation 6. Claims Security Code 7. Country

Claims Officer: John W. Thompson (Sir)
E-Mail: claimdepartment66@gmail.com
Tel: +447035944119

CONGRATULATIONS!

Sincerely,
MR. PETER FISCHER
M.S PRO. ZONAL COORDINATOR

Copyright © 2014 the MICROSOFT Online PROMOTION®. All rights Reserved

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[Tools]

Re: Emails - this really takes the biscuit!

WOW, lend me a fiver when you get it