Two stiffs needed

Does anyone know whence one might obtain decayed cadavers or bits thereof, preferably without having to exhume them oneself?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...shire-24491202

My garden needs digging over...

[MissFM]

Re: Two stiffs needed

Does anyone know whence one might obtain decayed cadavers or bits thereof, preferably without having to exhume them oneself?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...shire-24491202

My garden needs digging over...

Is this happening in your locality? Your back garden?

[des8]

Re: Two stiffs needed

Apply to your local hospital on operating day.....offer to clear up in the theatre:yuck:

[Inca]

Re: Two stiffs needed

My OH said exactly the same thing.

Oi,,Inca...call the Old Bill and tell them you think you buried 2 bods in the garden during one of your 'menopausal moments'.....I could do with the garden being sorted !!

Cheeky Git!!

[MissFM]

Re: Two stiffs needed

Apply to your local hospital on operating day.....offer to clear up in the theatre:yuck:

I nearly suggested that Des but it just seemed too ....

[enquirer]

Re: Two stiffs needed

The House of Lords.

[charitynjw]

Re: Two stiffs needed

The bailiff went a tad too far this time.........

[CleverClogs]

Re: Two stiffs needed

The House of Lords.

I want cadavers, not zombies.

[labman]

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Re: Two stiffs needed

http://shopper.cnet.com/medicines-re...947049294.html

Should sort you out! :tinysmile_aha_t:

[dogtired]

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burke_and_Hare_murders

You could try this method CC!halopump

[CleverClogs]

Re: Two stiffs needed

I would prefer to avoid murder...