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Only for those who can cope with flat packs

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    IKEA HAS ANNOUNCED ITS
    INTENTION TO SELL CARS.



    SOME OF US ARE GOINGTO BE IN DEEP S**T...........







    Just as I figured - battery not included!












































































































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    Re: Only for those who can cope with flat packs

    If there was a battery included, would that have been flat as well?

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    • #3
      Re: Only for those who can cope with flat packs

      Oh Christ,,,aint gonna let my OH read this....he has every gizmo and gadget available and ,bless his heart,has more fecking Allen keys than Allen himself.....but give him flatpack stuff and I guarantee the air will be bluer than the sky and there is always one or 10 bits 'left over'
      I foresee the IncaMobile looking something like Fred Flinstones charabang......

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      • #4
        Re: Only for those who can cope with flat packs

        I got a spare set of spanners for sale!

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          Re: Only for those who can cope with flat packs

          Originally posted by wales01man View Post
          I got a spare set of spanners for sale!

          With all due respect and love Wales....I will shove your spanners sideways up the nearest of your orifices if you DARE encourage my OH to even THINK DIY any time soon msl:

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          • #6
            Re: Only for those who can cope with flat packs

            Inca NOW NOW as a man I can offer him some good advice,
            1, Don't bother with the instructions after all we know better our OHs tell us all the time

            2, HEs done it wrong if there are not loads of bits left over

            3, Putting stuff together is definitley a job for a woman they should be making loads of tea that helps the job a get done

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