Barn Dancing

Mick walks into Paddy's barn and catches him dancing naked in front of a tractor.

Mick says, "Oh, no, Paddy, what ya doing?"

Paddy says, "Well me and Mary haven't been getting on too well in the bedroom lately and the therapist recommended I do something sexy to a tractor."

[Hurricane Puffrose]

Re: Barn Dancing

Paddy comes to england and goes to the Post Office Tower, he opens a bag and brings out a full length coat. there are 2 columns of pockets all the way to his ankles, and in each pocket is a little yellow bird.

Without warning Paddy hurls himself off the top and SPLAT, lands on the floor.

Mick runs up and says Paddy whatever are you doing?

Paddy looks up and says I'm telling you mick, this bloody budgie jumpings a waste of flaming time!!

[evilhamster]

Re: Barn Dancing

Paddy is going really well on Who Wants to be a Millionaire.
He's got to £500,000 with all his lifelines.

Chris: OK Paddy, for £1,000,000 which of the following was one of the Great Train Robbers was it:-

Ronnie Biggs
Ronnie O'Sullivan
Ronnie Corbett
Ronnie Wood

Take your time

Paddy: I'll take the money Chris

Chris: Are you sure, you've still got 3 lifelines

Paddy: I'm sure Chris,I'll take the money

Chris: OK audience give him a big round of applause, but before you go Paddy I'm sure you'd like to know the answer.

Paddy: I know the answer Chris.

Chris: You know the answer? You've just turned down a million quid, are you mad? are you mental?

Paddy: I may be mental Chris but I'm no feckin grass.