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My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the vet.
The vet found that the problem was ear wax and hair clogging the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine.
The vet then told my wife that if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the chemist, get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
My wife went to the chemist and bought the "Nair" hair remover.
At the till, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
My wife said, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."
My wife replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."
The pharmacist says, "Well , in that case you'd better stay off your bike for about a week."
The vet found that the problem was ear wax and hair clogging the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine.
The vet then told my wife that if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the chemist, get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
My wife went to the chemist and bought the "Nair" hair remover.
At the till, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
My wife said, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."
My wife replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."
The pharmacist says, "Well , in that case you'd better stay off your bike for about a week."
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