A Crockford of $hit?

Apparently, they were looking for GILFs in the UK.

Does anyone have any ideas where they should really have been looking?

http://biolocation.com/Biolocation%2...UFO%20site.pdf

[wales01man]

Re: A Crockford of $hit?

G.I.l.F has another meanibg on the internet?LOL and searched on Google

[enaid]

Re: A Crockford of $hit?

I just googled GILF :scared::scared:

[Inca]

Re: A Crockford of $hit?

Back in the day one of Jacks friends called me a MILF and got a smack in the gob by Jack msl:

[Bill-K]

Re: A Crockford of $hit?

Well - I have some idea of what a MILF is from the porn sites I frequent all too often. I guess a GILF is perhaps a younger version of a MILF, and I would suggest they take their little twitching pocket divining rods to a red-light area if they want their interstellar boats floated.

[Bill-K]

Re: A Crockford of $hit?

I just googled GILF :scared::scared:

Not tried it myself, yet, Enaid. Did you have any joy with that search ?

[Inca]

Re: A Crockford of $hit?

It's either Girl or Granny Billybops xx

[Bill-K]

Re: A Crockford of $hit?

I guess Enaid got no joy, then, Inca. I can't tango with girlies because it does my back in, and I can't cha-cha with grannies because I developed a fear of such silicon-based life-forms after watching Alien. I literally p1$$ myself when confronted by pics of Katie Price, and likewise with Peter André poor guy.

[charitynjw]

Re: A Crockford of $hit?

I guess Enaid got no joy, then, Inca. I can't tango with girlies because it does my back in, and I can't cha-cha with grannies because I developed a fear of such silicon-based life-forms after watching Alien. I literally p1$$ myself when confronted by pics of Katie Price, and likewise with Peter André poor guy.

Not only does it take me back, it takes me legs as well nowadays!

[Bill-K]

Re: A Crockford of $hit?

Ash: You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.
Lambert: You admire it.
Ash: I admire its purity. A survivor... unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.
Parker: Look, I am... I've heard enough of this, and I'm asking you to pull the plug.
Ash: [Ripley goes to disconnect Ash, who interrupts] Last word.
Ripley: What?
Ash: I can't lie to you about your chances, but... you have my sympathies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9ZEYPQKAsw

[Hurricane Puffrose]

Re: A Crockford of $hit?

alien scares the crap out of me!!

[Bill-K]

Re: A Crockford of $hit?

LOL - You won't believe this I'm sure, but on the night that Mrs-K was due to deliver our daughter #2, they were showing Alien (1) on the big plasma screen in the Labour Ward. Just in time for "The Breakfast Scene," a nurse came rushing in to change channels - I guess they suddenly became aware that there might be a 'rush' of externally-induced deliveries and/or requests for C-sections following John Hurt's bout of indigestion !!!

[CleverClogs]

Re: A Crockford of $hit?

alien scares the crap out of me!!

Cascara might be kinder. :rofl:

[bluebottle]

Re: A Crockford of $hit?

Back in the day one of Jacks friends called me a MILF and got a smack in the gob by Jack msl:

Well, what else did he expect after calling you that?

[Inca]

Re: A Crockford of $hit?

I think he thought Jack would be flattered for having a 'fanciable' Mum.........I just told the kid I'd snap him and come back and find me when his testicles had dropped and he had more hair than zits on his face :rofl: My son is a tad overprotective of his Mum