Two old dears

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Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking.

Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know
you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about
him before I give him my answer.


Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at
7 pm, dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me
such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs. And what's there; a
limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for
dinner; a marvelous dinner, lobster, champagne, dessert, and
after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show. Let me tell you Dorothy,
I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then we
are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely
crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me
three times!"

Dorothy: "Goodness gracious!... so you are telling me I shouldn't
go?"
Edna: "No, no, no... I'm just saying, wear an old dress."

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Re: Two old dears

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