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Sorry just a rant on a bad day!! Not directed at anyone here... Just the world in general.
Dear World,
Thank you for noticing that at the moment, I am not in full control of my legs. Thank you for the sneer and stage whispers of "she's drunk", thanks for not asking if I am ok, or not offering to carry a bag, I much prefer to stagger sideways in front of lorries anyway.
Thanks for scowling at me when I embrace my kids, and for softly saying "bad mother" loud enough for me to hear! Don't worry about finding out that at the moment I am having a meniures attack, just carry on assuming I have had a whale of a time in the pub!
I really didn't know I was unable to walk in a straight line, thanks for pointing that out... And for encouraging the teens to be Chavs by making benefits more attractive than work, thereby explaining why my crutches (the things I rely on mod attack) got nicked from the customer service desk at Asda!
Still the sun is sorta shining, my kids are fed and me? I will just keep on swaying until my ears and balance nerves decide to play nicely again, which means you will just have to keep sighing and grumbling as I lurch up the drive, and force you to report me for drink driving a car I was just walking.... Ok staggering past!!
hopefully for me they will find a med that works, but the again that would mean you not having anyone to point the finger at!!
Dear World,
Thank you for noticing that at the moment, I am not in full control of my legs. Thank you for the sneer and stage whispers of "she's drunk", thanks for not asking if I am ok, or not offering to carry a bag, I much prefer to stagger sideways in front of lorries anyway.
Thanks for scowling at me when I embrace my kids, and for softly saying "bad mother" loud enough for me to hear! Don't worry about finding out that at the moment I am having a meniures attack, just carry on assuming I have had a whale of a time in the pub!
I really didn't know I was unable to walk in a straight line, thanks for pointing that out... And for encouraging the teens to be Chavs by making benefits more attractive than work, thereby explaining why my crutches (the things I rely on mod attack) got nicked from the customer service desk at Asda!
Still the sun is sorta shining, my kids are fed and me? I will just keep on swaying until my ears and balance nerves decide to play nicely again, which means you will just have to keep sighing and grumbling as I lurch up the drive, and force you to report me for drink driving a car I was just walking.... Ok staggering past!!
hopefully for me they will find a med that works, but the again that would mean you not having anyone to point the finger at!!
xx
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