My Hubby - you just gotta laugh

[Inca]

Re: My Hubby - you just gotta laugh

Here's a thought FELLAS,,if you just DO what you are ASKED NICELY to DO the FIRST time of ASKING you won't progress through the ranks of how much you are IRRITATING your GOOD LADIES so rapidly!!
Your propensity to AVOID,ANNOY,AND WHINGE actually drops you so far in the DOODAH you have no GET OUT OF JAIL FREE cards left to play by the time it dawns on you that SHE WHO WILL BE OBEYED is a tad knacked off with you
(and yes,,my beloved managed to get on my last nerve today,he accused me of being WRONG!! when ,in fact,I was merely slightly not quite correct in my assumption)msl:

[labman]

Re: My Hubby - you just gotta laugh

Well I always feel Happy (even though my wife has told me to stay away from dwarves! lol) :santa2:

[labman]

Re: My Hubby - you just gotta laugh

http://www.legalbeagles.info/forums/...435#post305435

[MissFM]

Re: My Hubby - you just gotta laugh

Well I always feel Happy (even though my wife has told me to stay away from dwarves! lol) :santa2:

Yes, you definitely should LM (not the only one here thinking this - PMs flying around - hope you don't mind me saying!):cancan:

[Inca]

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:HOXmasFelf007:

[Hurricane Puffrose]

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I trust you kicked him out at the next junction lol

Well.. he is a real pompous git!

Hubby and Middle Brother were discussing a metalworking Kahoozit they wanted to buy, and Our Hero arrived from our room with a printout bearing the name of said long searched for Kerhoozit, located in Paignton in Devon.

Through the course of my railway career, I can safely say that I near enough LIVED in Devon for nearly 4 years, so I volunteered to drive O/H and MB to the shop as I knew exactly, to the road it was in, the location of said metalworking Kahoozit shop. We arranged to meet at 930am (giving MB time to walk his dogs and take them to my Mum's who had kindly agreed to watch them) by 10am I am wondering where the bood and liver salts MB is! Him, 2 dogs and EB arrive, EB had invited himself to come too!

We all piled in to my Daewoo Matiz and I headed off towards the M40, you know it's love when he not only puts your Take That tape on, but he also sings along.

We got to the Euston Road when the Voice Of Doom roared "STOP THE CAR! WE ARE GOING IN THE WRONG DIRECTION!! SHE DOESN'T HAVE A FLAMING CLUE!"

O/H turned in his seat and asked just how EB suggested we go to Devon.. and was informed (put the drinks down... I am deadly serious here) "You go to Ally Pally (Alexandra Palace in North London), follow the signs to the M25, go round the M25 and join the M4 that way"

Friends, I can assure you not only is Bill totally aghast at this suggestion, right now Sapphy has her jaw on her knee and she is screaming WTF?!?!?

Needless to say I ignored him, and got us safely to Paignton (complete with groans and moans and complaints about us going the long way) and we got out. Neither O/H, MB or EB had ever been to Paignton before, and the elder 2 strode off at a pace Linford Christie would have bee proud of, I took O/H arm and said "Follow me, when going to a shop.. it's good to go in the right direction!"

We got to the shop and bought the kerhoozit, sat on the beach eating haddock and chips, and had got to the car as the heavens opened. EB and MB appeared looking rather like a very wet Worzel Gumidge and Ronnie Corbett ( I kid you not, EB looks like a grumpy Ronnie Corbett).

We had a lovely quiet drive home, EB refused to speak to me all the way back when he realised the tool was already in the boot

[alsagerman]

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Sounds like "the tool" was in the back seat puff:tinysmile_grin_t:

[Hurricane Puffrose]

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now i didnt say that, I am just noddin in agreement

[Sapphire]

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Puff I admire you're abiility to drive anywhere without getting lost, here's what happened to me, you will find I have no sense of direction and this is BEFORE sat navs and the QE2 bridge.

I was living in Romford, was brought up there and decided to go shopping at Lakeside, easy says I, straight on the M25 head towards the Dartford Tunnel, turn off just before and bingo am there, except I forgot to turn off and ended up the other side of the Thames had to go through the tolls and go back through the other tunnel, I found Lakeside, did my shopping and proceeded on my way home, except I ended up on the A13 and when I got to the Woolwich turn off I realised I was no where near Romford, had to double back, the whole journey cost me a tank of petrol and 12 sodding hours out of my life.
Oh and by the way, I still cannot find my way to Lakeside on my own.

[Turboman]

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Hope we are not getting a test on this--pmsl

Puff I admire you're abiility to drive anywhere without getting lost, here's what happened to me, you will find I have no sense of direction and this is BEFORE sat navs and the QE2 bridge.

I was living in Romford, was brought up there and decided to go shopping at Lakeside, easy says I, straight on the M25 head towards the Dartford Tunnel, turn off just before and bingo am there, except I forgot to turn off and ended up the other side of the Thames had to go through the tolls and go back through the other tunnel, I found Lakeside, did my shopping and proceeded on my way home, except I ended up on the A13 and when I got to the Woolwich turn off I realised I was no where near Romford, had to double back, the whole journey cost me a tank of petrol and 12 sodding hours out of my life.
Oh and by the way, I still cannot find my way to Lakeside on my own.

[Hurricane Puffrose]

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My brother lived in Basildon, and I was going there alone.
Mum gave me directions, she SHOULD have said take the A13, CROSS the M25 and keep going.. What she actually said was... Take the A13 then then M25.

iI got hideously lost and it took me 4 hours to get there.. and remind my mum lots

Finding your way is easy to me, but I have had to do it

[Sapphire]

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I had to go to a meeting in Rochdale a few years ago on my own, hubby wrote down the directions except he left off one road, I ended up in bloody Salford, took mefive and a half hours to get there and seven hours to do the return trip as I went wrong and was in Cheshire for a while, in a BMW 535i, I swear I could see the fuel guage dropping as I drove.

[Inca]

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I can say nothing cos I have the geographical skills of a blind/deaf gnu..I used to get lost going round in a circle msl:....hence I don't drive any more lol

[Turboman]

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When I started my first job in Threadneadle street in early sixties---I caught the southbound tube at Stockwell instead of the northbound (us northerners not used to tubes of course)

was over an hour late for my first day

[Sapphire]

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See its definately catching, and its not just a woman thing msl: