Bah Humbug

[Bill-K]

Being a grumpy sod, I just thought I'd see if we can collect some 'Bah Humbug' moments. Here's mine...

[labman]

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T'was the night before Christmas - Old Santa was pi5$ed
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks
I have good mind to scrap the whole works
I've busted my ass for damn near a year
Instead of "Thanks Santa" - what do I hear
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night
The elves want more money - The reindeer all fight
Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those assholes from IRS sent me a letter
They say I owe taxes - if that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Clause any money
And the kids these days - they all are the pits
They want the impossible ...Those mean little s hits
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yo's - No request for them
They want computers and robots...they think I'm IBM!
If you think that's bad...just picture this
Try holding those brats...with their pants full of pi5$
They pull on my nose - they grab at my beard
And if I don't smile..the parents think I'm weird
Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job...there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment
There's no Christmas this year...now you know the reason
I found me a blonde.. I'm going SOUTH for the season!!

[enquirer]

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I will readily confess that I hate Christmas. And New Year.

Roll on February 1st and the return of sanity.

[Hurricane Puffrose]

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[jameswade]

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Being a grumpy sod, I just thought I'd see if we can collect some 'Bah Humbug' moments. Here's mine...

Haha thats brilliant. Im 21 now and whilst i don't hate Christmas, i don't get caught up in all the excitement.

[Hurricane Puffrose]

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[MissFM]

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Being a grumpy sod, I just thought I'd see if we can collect some 'Bah Humbug' moments. Here's mine...

from another grumpy sod - that is excellent!

[labman]

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[MissFM]

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labman - that is blank. (at leat on my screen):tinysmile_hmm_t2:

[Bill-K]

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IFYPFY - I think !!!

I get the same, FM - but I think this is what Labman was posting. The ultimate black bauble to hang on the perfunctory 6" tree that reluctantly and uncomfortably sits on the mantlepiece:-

[labman]

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Tis the one I was trying to post. Thank you Mr K!

[Bill-K]

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Bah ! Anything to help a fellow Scrooge. :evil: :yo:

[labman]

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“If I could work my will, said Scrooge indignantly, "every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' on his lips, should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should!"”

Charles Dickens

Anyone fancy holly stakes and heart for dinner?

[MissFM]

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Like that bauble very much.

Had one hanging in the kitchen last xmas with the (now ubiquitous) "keep calm and carry on" and it got smashed during the inevitable drunken...... (turn to page 91)

[enquirer]

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Had one hanging in the kitchen last xmas with the (now ubiquitous) "keep calm and carry on" and it got smashed during the inevitable drunken...... (turn to page 91)

Shome mishtake, shurely?