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    A man with suspected prostate cancer decides he doesn't want ugly and rude Western nurses fiddling around with his bits, so he goes to Thailand where all the nurses are gorgeous and live to serve their men.

    Sure enough, at the Thai medical centre, a beautiful nurse asks him to remove his bottom half and lie on his side on the couch, so she can 'inspect' him.

    As he hears the snap of latex gloves and the squelch of KY jelly, the nurse warns him: "It's not unusual to get an erection at this point".

    "An erection?", the man exclaims. "Nothing was further from my mind!".

    "Not you
    .........me", says the nurse...
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    lol oh god i dread the thought
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      msl:

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        Originally posted by teaboy2 View Post
        lol oh god i dread the thought
        You'llbe fine Teaboy, I didn't find it too bad!!!!
        :jaw::jaw::jaw:

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          Lol, talk about speaking with experience labman - Hope your other half doesn't find out
          Please note that this advice is given informally, without liability and without prejudice. Always seek the advice of an insured qualified professional. All my legal and nonlegal knowledge comes from either here (LB),my own personal research and experience and/or as the result of necessity as an Employer and Businessman.

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            Originally posted by teaboy2 View Post
            Lol, talk about speaking with experience labman - Hope your other half doesn't find out
            No chance, all a big secret from her, no him, no her, no him, no.......... my other half!:clap2::clap2:

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