The problem with cricket balls.

[Hurricane Puffrose]

A man goes running from a cricket match in to a pub, with his hand firmly clasped between his legs, groaning in agony.
The barmaid gasps "Stan whatever have you done?!"
Stan's eyes bulge and he gasps, "Accident, cricket ball, PAIN!"
The barmaid removes her apron and said "Come on lad, I've known you long enough, come round the back and I'll give it a rub!"
Stan follows and the barmaid does as she promised, she says "Feeling better now Lad?"
Stan's eyes water and he says "Yeh, much, but I still think I'm gonna lose the nail!!"

[EXC]

Re: The problem with cricket balls.

Bloke goes to the doctors and says ''I've got a cricket ball stuck up my bum''.

Doctor says ''How's that?''

Bloke says ''Don't you frickin start''.

[harleymlb]

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[brummie]

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[dogtired]

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msl:

[EXC]

Re: The problem with cricket balls.

Not cricket related but this is my all time favourite joke:

Andrew Lloyd Webber walks into a Burger King and says ''Give me a couple of Whoppers''.

The bloke behind the counter responds ''Well, you're good looking and your musicals are great''.

[Turboman]

Re: The problem with cricket balls.

Was the bowler bowling bumpers?

Bloke goes to the doctors and says ''I've got a cricket ball stuck up my bum''.

Doctor says ''How's that?''

Bloke says ''Don't you frickin start''.

[Inca]

Re: The problem with cricket balls.

Had an accident that wasn't your fault?
Have you been mis-sold PPI?
Ever met Jimmy Saville?

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[Hurricane Puffrose]

Re: The problem with cricket balls.

OMG!! Incaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!


2 nuns are in a car and a vampire jumps on the roof,
one says quick sister, show him your cross
the other leans out the window and yells, "GET OFF THE ROOF YOU STUPID FRICKEN VAMPIRE!!"

[Inca]

Re: The problem with cricket balls.

Had an accident that wasn't your fault?
Have you been mis-sold PPI?
Ever met Jimmy Saville?

Call Claims Direct...................................

NOT MY FAULT,,,MY BROTHER KEEPS TEXTING JOKES TO ME SO I'M INNOCENT!!!!!!!

[Hurricane Puffrose]

Re: The problem with cricket balls.

same here, i got a corker but I dont wanna offend anyone!!

[Inca]

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pm me then

[Hurricane Puffrose]

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ok, this is the joke I pm'd Inca.

No offence is intended with it, I thought it was hysterical!

little jenny as fallen asleep in class.
Her teacher suddenly snaps out, "Jennifer, who made the world?"
Little Johnny has a crush on her, and he pokes her in the back with a pencil. She sits up and screams "God Almighty!"
The teacher nods, and a few minutes later she spins and demands "Jenny who is our saviour?"
Again, Little Johnny jabs her in the back and she screams out "Jesus Christ"
A few minutes later the teacher snaps "Jennifer, what did Eve say to Adam when she found out she was carrying his 57th child?"
Johnny gets his trusty pencil, and Jenny spins and yells, "you stick that fecking thing in me again and I will snap it in half and shove the sharp end up your arse!"

The teacher fainted!

[Inca]

Re: The problem with cricket balls.

ok, this is the joke I pm'd Inca.

No offence is intended with it, I thought it was hysterical!

little jenny as fallen asleep in class.
Her teacher suddenly snaps out, "Jennifer, who made the world?"
Little Johnny has a crush on her, and he pokes her in the back with a pencil. She sits up and screams "God Almighty!"
The teacher nods, and a few minutes later she spins and demands "Jenny who is our saviour?"
Again, Little Johnny jabs her in the back and she screams out "Jesus Christ"
A few minutes later the teacher snaps "Jennifer, what did Eve say to Adam when she found out she was carrying his 57th child?"
Johnny gets his trusty pencil, and Jenny spins and yells, "you stick that fecking thing in me again and I will snap it in half and shove the sharp end up your arse!"

The teacher fainted!

the Robster laughed too lol

[Sapphire]

Re: The problem with cricket balls.

Excellent msl: