For Bill-K

[Hurricane Puffrose]

Late last night we had an emergency, an ex-squaddie went beserk, lost the thread needle reel you name it, resulting in the rear windowscreen wiper of my brother in laws car being ripped off and hurled with such force at our house, that it smashed my son's bedroom window and imbedded itself in the glass.

After an incredibly fast response, and sucsessfull "collar" by South Yorks Police, I came on in a fine old tizzy, unable to hold my own coffee cup for the shaking, and I put a call out for help. Just someone to tell me it was gonna be ok.

Bill, I can never ever thank you enough for being the person that answered my call, and made me laugh.
You play the old Grump, but you have a heart of gold, and the size of Scotland!

Thank you from the bottom of my heart, Love ya Grumpy

Puff

[Sapphire]

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Blimey Puff life is certainly eventful for you, so glad that Bill came to your rescue though, all this praising him is going to increase the size of his already severely swollen head msl:

[Hurricane Puffrose]

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he seriously deserves it after last night.

[bluebottle]

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Does that mean we all have to kneel before Bill and, in the style of Wayne's World, chant, "We are not worthy"? Lol!

Seriously though, it's very reassuring to know that they are people, like Bill, whom you can turn to at a time of crisis and who can assure you that things will be okay and reassure you.

All respect to Bill.

[Bill-K]

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Well, thank you for your kind words, Puff - and the lovely piccie. :billk:
I know you'd do the same for anyone yourself - and I'm glad I made you laugh. But as Sapphire and Bluebottle imply, I may now have trouble getting through narrow doorways.

Seriously - it's nice to be thanked - and it's why I keep posting my drivel here in LB !!!

[Hurricane Puffrose]

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Its ok Bill love, my brother in law is a carpenter, he can make them wider.. and if not theres always dynamite!!

[dogtired]

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all respect Bill, and every one just for "being there"

[Bill-K]

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Confession time - I got a bit 'ratty' with DogTired last night, so 'Mr Grumpy' made an appearance. Thank you for accepting my apology, DT. One of those nights, it was. I had to abandon poor Puff, after Mrs-K let out a shriek downstairs as her pet rabbit had just died in her arms !!!

I couldn't get Mrs-K to laugh at any of my dead rabbit jokes !!! Not even my "Tsk, tsk tsk....Heyyyy - what's up, doc ?" Bugs Bunny impression. I'm a bloke, FFS. We DON'T do multi-tasking....what IS that ?

I can, however, scratch my @r$e and pick my nose at the same time. I just have to remember not to change digits !!!

[bluebottle]

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Confession time - I got a bit 'ratty' with DogTired last night, so 'Mr Grumpy' made an appearance. Thank you for accepting my apology, DT. One of those nights, it was. I had to abandon poor Puff, after Mrs-K let out a shriek downstairs as her pet rabbit had just died in her arms !!!

I couldn't get Mrs-K to laugh at any of my dead rabbit jokes !!! Not even my "Tsk, tsk tsk....Heyyyy - what's up, doc ?" Bugs Bunny impression. I'm a bloke, FFS. We DON'T do multi-tasking....what IS that ?

I can, however, scratch my @r$e and pick my nose at the same time. I just have to remember not to change digits !!!

You could have called it a Rigor Mortis-Ridden Rodent (Try saying that after having a few pints of strong brew.).

[Bill-K]

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(Try saying that after having a few pints of strong brew.).

LOL - I tried...and failed.

A good 'local' test here is "The Leith Police Dismisseth Us." Easier typed than spoken !!!

[bluebottle]

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LOL - I tried...and failed.

A good 'local' test here is "The Leith Police Dismisseth Us." Easier typed than spoken !!!

That used to be part of the initiation ceremony to CID after you'd consumed at least two or more pints of brew. Some of the things that used to come out were quite funny.

[ploddertom]

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If you like sayings can you translate this one:

Der dacum, der dago
Forte lorez inaro
Demaint lorez demar trux
Fullov ens ancows andux

[Inca]

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Say Willie there they go
thousand buses in a row
No Joe them is trucks
some with cows in
some with ducks


Thats the translation to the above.

[Hurricane Puffrose]

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does anyone know if boozed up squaddie claims guilty to smashing my place up, whats the odds of me getting some compo for the price of my window?
Also he is a soldier, god knows what he has seen or heard to make him go BANG, if this goes to court, I dont want him getting jail time, hes served his country and somethings upset him..... badly. Is there anyway I can let the judge know I would rather him have counselling or anger management, if he decides he wants to go back in the Army and hes had prison time he might be refused.

[messimoo]

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we had a rhyme that if said when tiddly could be very embarrasing

I'm not a pheasant plucker
I'm the pheasant pluckers son
I'm only Plucking Pheasants
Until th Pheasant Plucker comes

and well done bill another hug for being the nice guy.