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Too Close to the Truth

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  • Too Close to the Truth

    A scout group and a UK government department decided to have a canoe race on the Thames. Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race. On the big day, the scouting team won by a mile.

    The government department, very discouraged and depressed, decided to investigate the reason for the crushing defeat. A management team made up of senior management was formed to investigate and recommend appropriate action.

    Their conclusion was the scouting team had 8 people rowing and 1 person steering, while the government team had 8 people steering and 1 person rowing. So management hired a consulting company and paid them a large amount of money for a second opinion. They advised that too many people were steering the boat, while not enough people were rowing. To prevent another loss to the scouts, the rowing team's management structure was totally reorganized to 4 steering supervisors, 3 area steering superintendents and 1 assistant superintendent steering manager.

    They also implemented a new performance system that would give the 1 person rowing the boat greater incentive to work harder. It was called the "Rowing Team Quality First Program," with meetings, dinners and free pens for the rower. There was discussion of getting new paddles, canoes and other equipment, extra vacation days for practices and bonuses.

    The next year the scouts won by two miles.

    Humiliated, the departmental management laid off the rower for poor performance, halted development of a new canoe, sold the paddles, and cancelled all capital investments for new equipment.

    The money saved was distributed to the Senior Executives as bonuses and the next year's racing team was outsourced to India.

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