Italian Lover

[enaid]

Subject: Guido, the
Italian Lover

A virile, middle-aged Italian gentleman named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a
spectacular young blond woman.
Things progressed to the point wherehe invited her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless.

After pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?" She pausedfor a second, frowned, and replied, "No."
Surprised, Guido reachedfor her and the rattling resumed.

This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion..

The sex finally ends and,again, Guido smiles and asks, "You finish?" Again, after a short pause,she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No."

Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied.Guido reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength,he barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.

Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back,gasping..

Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes,
smiles proudly and asked again, "You finish?"

Barely able to speak,the beautiful blond whispers in his
ear...........................
............................"No, I'm
Norwegian.

[enaid]

Re: Italian Lover

ITALIAN VIRGIN

Maria had just got married, and being a traditional Italian she was still a virgin.
On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was very nervous.


Her mother reassured her;
'Don't worry, Maria, Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you.
Meanwhile, I'll be making pasta.'

So, up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest.
Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, 'Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest.'

'Don't worry, Maria,' says the mother, 'all good men have hairy chests.
Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you.'

So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs..
Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother. 'Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!'

'Don't worry! All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you.'

So, up she went again. When she got there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes.
When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. 'Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!'

Her Mama said, 'Stay here and stir the pasta

[valeriej43]

Re: Italian Lover

lol, very funny jokes, must remember them