Can I sue Asda?

[Bill-K]

Re: Can I sue Asda?

...I think you need to up the dosage. You appear to be going into relapse.

No - I'm just an incurable romantic !!! :billk:

...just dont wear them in Soho or you WILL pull!!!

Agreed, Puff. We must examine our motives, if we are to survive public scrutiny !!! :beagle:
...errrrmmm....cards on table....I've actually got a pair of 'Mickey Mouse' braces somewhere. I used to wear them when we played gigs in our wacky pub band years ago.

[Hurricane Puffrose]

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its ok Bill, I still have my daisy duck socks, my Tasmanian Devil tshirts, Marvin the Martian keyring and Tigger baseball cap!! (I dont wear them all at the same time though) and I am seriously considering having Dumbo tattooed on my ankle

My ex (6'6 and build like the proverbial brick built outhouse) recently confessed to owning serveral pairs of Bugs Bunny underwear too

[labman]

Re: Can I sue Asda?

Some famous anagrams of peoples' names for your amusement:

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE - I’LL MAKE A WISE PHRASE

MARGARET THATCHER - THAT GREAT CHARMER

OLIVER REED - ERODE LIVER

FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE - ANGEL OF THE RECLINING

MEAT LOAF - O FAT MALE

SOPHIA LOREN - ONE POSH LIAR

OSAMA BIN LADEN - A BAD MAN NO LIES

ADOLF HITLER - HEIL OLD FART

ALEX FERGUSON - SEX FUN GALORE

ALBERT EINSTEIN - ELITE BRAIN NEST

BRIGITTE BARDOT - BIG TITTED OR BRA

PAMELA ANDERSON - SPARED ME NO ANAL

SPIRO AGNEW - GROW A PENIS

[CleverClogs]

Re: Can I sue Asda?

Ayatollah Khomeini ... Hail, hail, to a monkey.
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, President of Iran ... I'm pinheaded, infamous and major hatred.

[Magrew]

Re: Can I sue Asda?

I just tried "Magrew VIP member"

I got "Brave wimp gem me". Now if that means that I am a brave skinny diamond geezer then that is uncanny because they have never met me but they have got it bang on.

[CleverClogs]

Re: Can I sue Asda?

I just tried "Magrew VIP member"

I got "Brave wimp gem me". Now if that means that I am a brave skinny diamond geezer then that is uncanny because they have never met me but they have got it bang on.

Rearranging the letters of 'Magrew VIP member on Legal Beagles' gives:

"Blame wage slave problem emerging."
"Gave beggar now impermeable smell."
"I'm a problem; beggars well avenge me."

[Hurricane Puffrose]

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I used to go to school with a girl (actual letters but names changed) called Alison Irene Davis-Smith (A.I.D.S), and my best friend worked with her in a company called Shaun Hughes International Travel Enterprises.. he had the company initials on the headed notepaper and never found it funny.
He would come to work in a black suit, white shirt and a Tweety Pie tie. I did 3 weeks work for him while in between jobs, and he complained one day that I had a handbag with a tiny little Marvin the Martian keyring attached to it!

Oh and as I'm going on my hols soon, Mr R is now the proud owner of swim shorts with Taz giving it on the back

[labman]

Re: Can I sue Asda?

If anyone else hhere is sad enough to admit watching The Chase on ITV, they will know there was a question last week about what sport the following lady was well known for. Her name was Fanny Schmeller!

[CleverClogs]

Re: Can I sue Asda?

And one must surely wonder what - if anything - was going through the minds of Mr and Mrs Sidebottom when they named their son Justin.

[Hurricane Puffrose]

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As a major take that fan (no i will not hang my head in shame, it would be worse, it could have been justin beiber) I was amused to be told the director of one of their videos (it only takes a minute) was called Willie Smax

[labman]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmwGFX5pgXw

Apologies for my spelling mistake!

[Magrew]

Re: Can I sue Asda?

Rearranging the letters of 'Magrew VIP member on Legal Beagles' gives:

"Blame wage slave problem emerging."
"Gave beggar now impermeable smell."
"I'm a problem; beggars well avenge me."

I like the bottom one best

[Magrew]

Re: Can I sue Asda?

As a major take that fan (no i will not hang my head in shame, it would be worse, it could have been justin beiber) I was amused to be told the director of one of their videos (it only takes a minute) was called Willie Smax

Many years ago I met a young footballer called Willie Skinner. My brother asked him if that was his name or his occupation. Oh how he laughed!!!

[shell]

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You could always be called Mike.

[shell]

Re: Can I sue Asda?

Or Willie.