Can I sue Asda?

[Magrew]

I went into ASDA's the other day and bought myself a pair of men's sunglasses. Once getting back on to the street I put them on and suffered great humiliation with peoiple pointing and laughing and make rude comments about my sexuality.

Can I sue ASDA for the pain and distress caused. I believe it is a result of their false advertising.

I have attached a link with a picture to their display stand. I had bought the polka dot Disney Mini Mouse glasses.

http://s1247.photobucket.com/albums/gg632/Magrew/

[bluebottle]

Re: Can I sue Asda?

Unfortunately, no. It is up to you to ensure the glasses are suitable for you before paying for them. If you still have the receipt, take them back and see if they will exchange them within their returns policy. You might want to point out that whoever merchandised the sunglasses needs re-training or needs to be discreetly told the difference between men's, women's and children's sunglasses.

[Bill-K]

Re: Can I sue Asda?

Being Frank (Frances being one of my weekend alter ego's) - I doubt if you'll get owt more than a friendly Asda 'slapped @r$€' to console you, Mr Magrew. You see, there are plenty of men like myself who just luuuurve to take a walk on the wild side, sweetie !!! And it would be very non-PC for Asda to ignore the needs of the lady-boys among us.

Unfortunately, it seems that you are not of that persuasion, so it was nothing more than an innocent mistake. I make them in bars all the time - and have the black eyes to show for it. However, I DO like your sense of style, and I'm sure I can further your education. Do you ever visit the Blue Oyster Club ?

Do PM me, you lovely man, you.

[Bill-K]

Re: Can I sue Asda?

...Do PM me, you lovely man, you.

Don't you b100dy dare. My wife doesn't understand me, as it is...!!!

LOL.

'Twixt BB and myself - is this a 'Retail Loss' that could have been 'Prevented' ???

[CleverClogs]

Re: Can I sue Asda?

'Twixt BB and myself - is this a 'Retail Loss' that could have been 'Prevented' ???

Rearranging the letters of 'Retail Loss Prevention Limited' gives:

"Sodomite villains' teleprinter."
"Imperilled intolerant soviets."
"So impotent driveller alienist."
"Vile, ill-timed, stentorian poser."
"Impotent, editorial snivellers."
"Ill-omened initials to perverts."
"Evil, ill-timed, stentorian poser."
"Interpreted toilsome villains."
"I'm an idle or pottiest sniveller."
"Torment deplores evil initials."

... and many more.

[Bill-K]

Re: Can I sue Asda?

Hail, CC., fellow barsteward !!!

Magrew.....relax.

It's easier if you do !!!

[Guest]

Re: Can I sue Asda?

Rearranging the letters of 'Retail Loss Prevention Limited' gives:

"Sodomite villains' teleprinter."
"Imperilled intolerant soviets."
"So impotent driveller alienist."
"Vile, ill-timed, stentorian poser."
"Impotent, editorial snivellers."
"Ill-omened initials to perverts."
"Evil, ill-timed, stentorian poser."
"Interpreted toilsome villains."
"I'm an idle or pottiest sniveller."
"Torment deplores evil initials."

... and many more.

Far to much time on your hands

[CleverClogs]

Re: Can I sue Asda?

Far to much time on your hands

No, I just use an anagram program.

[michael]

Re: Can I sue Asda?

I have attached a link with a picture to their display stand. I had bought the polka dot Disney Mini Mouse glasses.

http://s1247.photobucket.com/albums/gg632/Magrew/

£4!!!!!!! You was robbed!!!

[Guest]

Re: Can I sue Asda?

No, I just use an anagram program.

Brill could you give me the link.

Magrew i think you should definitely sue, i think Disney have a lot to answer for here also(contributory negligence)

D

[CleverClogs]

Re: Can I sue Asda?

No, I just use an anagram program.

Brill could you give me the link.

Certainly - Anagram Genius or The Anagram Engine

[CleverClogs]

Re: Can I sue Asda?

[Guest]

Re: Can I sue Asda?

Thanks, hours of fun

D

[Magrew]

Re: Can I sue Asda?

Hail, CC., fellow barsteward !!!

Magrew.....relax.

It's easier if you do !!!

Bill-K

I think you need to up the dosage. You appear to be going into relapse.

[Hurricane Puffrose]

Re: Can I sue Asda?

i dunno Magrew, mickey mouse sunglasses might have looked.. interesting!

just dont wear them in Soho or you WILL pull!!!