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  • OLYMPICS

    THE FIRST OLYMPICS JOKE?.

    It's 2012 and it's the Olympics in London.
    A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in, but they haven't
    got tickets.
    The Scotsman picks up a manhole-cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to
    the gate.
    "McTavish, Scotland," he says, "Discus," and in he walks.
    The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his
    shoulder.
    "Waddington-Smythe, England," he says, "Pole vault," and in he walks.
    The Irishman looks around, picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it
    under his arm.
    "O'Malley, Ireland," he says,
    "Fencing."
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