The Jungle Thread (I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here)

[Paule]

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Well that says it all Enaid

The shows biggest fan falls asleep through it

It must be riveting entertainment

msl: msl: msl: msl: msl: msl: msl: msl: msl: msl: msl:

[enaid]

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Hactually lol I was hoping to have forty winks at 7 and wake up, I didn't wake up till 6ish this morning. I did ask OH to shout me at nine to make sure I was awake, he said he did, he lied lol
What more can I say, except I am unable to stay awake as long as you PK maybe it's because I burn more energy during the day than you do pmsl

[Paule]

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In the jungle, the mighty jungle
Enaid sleeps tonight
In the jungle, the mighty jungle
Enaid sleeps tonight

:enaid::bill:

[WendyB]

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Rodney and Janice had to do the challenges, they had to sit in a range rover which then got dumped in a lake. They had to get as many stars as they could out of the range rover before it sunk. Rodney did well, he got 8, but Janice did brill and got 9. He was fairly gracious in defeat, which sort of endeared me to him a bit, but then turned back into a total chauvanist complining that he'd been beaten by a woman.

Lynne and Janet are getting on better.

That woman off The Apprentice joined up, dunno whats going on there. Gave up at this point cos nothing much was happening.

[Sapphire]

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Oh bugger di you missed it all.

Ok Rodney lost to the Mouthy American in the trials, he got 8 stars and she got 9 and boy did she crow about it.
Lynne and the Mouthy American had a bit of a spat again, but made their peace, seems to be the norm for them.
Oh yes Gemma went out to get the chest on her own and guess who's sitting there waiting to join in, none other than Katie Hopkins (her from the Apprentice, the one who had the affairs etc), anyway at the same time John and Anna from the other side also had to go for the chest and guess what, yes, it was another competition and Gemma and Katie friggin one it, so (Can't remember the camps name) the lot with Rodney, Anna, etc etc didn't get any food at all.
Gemma and Katie got the chest back but they got the wrong answer, nonetheless 'J' kind of opened it and they ate choccie biccies to which they have all been given the fine of one meal.
Can't see that Janice, Lynn and Katie are going to get on at all.
Oh yes and Cerys and Marc are getting rather closer all the time.

Up to date so far I hope, except on GMTV this morning I heard that the 2 camps are going to join together tonight so could be good fun.
Tonights trial is the eating live stuff trial (Sushi train or something its called) and guess what - Janice and John are going for it.

sapphire

More when I can think of it. Oh and on GMTV the girl that Katie really hated on Apprentice - Christina I think her name is, anyway she stated that should would love to go into the jungle and show Katie up for what she is, and really give her a battering. Lets hope that the TV peeps have a brainwave and fly her out fast - would be great to watch.

[Paule]

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One of the Diminutive Short ****d Chirpy Geordie's Ant or Dec is set to win I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here as they are the only Celeb's left deep in Australian Jungle after all the other Celeb's hot footed it to the nearest Pub.

First to go was ex Sex Pistols Manager Malcolm McLaren who stormed out of the series claiming it was all a fix.

He said "This is a joke, the Jungle is actually a Set in a Sydney TV Studio".

McLaren went on to say "The Producers promised me that Hollyoak's Babe Gemma Atkinson would be getting her kit off most days just like Mylene Klass did in the last series".

Apparently the gorgeous Miss Atkinson had said "No way am I stripping in front of the leering John Burton Race, and who wants to end up working for Marks and Spencer's anyway".

On hearing that Anna Ryder Richardson had offered to bare all the rest of the Guy's disappeared to an Irish Bar next to the famous Sydney Bridge.

Cery's Mathews then led the rest of the girls off the Set after Lynne Franks ordered Mathews to cook the dinner and prepare her boudoir while she cavorted in a Sauna.

Mathews was heard to say "Stuff you Franks we are off to join the boyos down the boozer".

ITV pleaded with viewers to still keep voting for all the contestants because it did not make the slightest difference who they voted for but it could make a huge difference to their profits.

They also urged viewers to still vote after the winner was announced so that it would appear that there was nothing irregular going on.

[enaid]

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You'll be trying to tell me Father Christmas is not real in a bit.
You really know how to spoil a girls day don't you? and all because you had to go to work.

[Sapphire]

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Brilliant Pk how the hell did you dream that up.

sapphire

[enaid]

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Because that's all he does all day, bloody dream, so he has had a fabulous amount of practice.:rolleyes:

[enaid]

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Well ewwwwwwww I'd have had to starve, I am still feeling quite sick and my eyes water when I think about what he ate last night. I really doubt I could eat a croc steak, let alone an eye, or a willy lol. Them big grubs too OMG not funny I think it's the worst part of the show, but I have to peep with one eye and make myself feel ill.:rolleyes:

The coffin tonight is a close second as a dread for me, I don't think i could go in that either lol well not till I was well and truly dead lol.

I know it's all supposed to be safe and all precautions are taken etc, I really doubt I could do any of them things really, now a rum drinking contest, that's a different story. They never seem to do sensible things like that though, I may suggest it next year and sign up msl:msl:msl:

Ok what we thinking folks, do you have a favorite yet?

[Sapphire]

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I sat and watched the trial through my fingers it was horrid. Fair play to John for completing it, and bloody hell he even gave a commentary on what everything tasted like.
As for eating a willy well ........................ I thought thats what you do before you get married and then stop as soon as you've got him msl:

Hmmmm a favourite yet, well John's gotta be a contender after last night. I have to support Rodney (even though he did his usual party trick). Janice well she's the one we will all love to hate I think.

sapphire

[WendyB]

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I would have starved, I can't even look at a worm, let alone a grub or an eyeball or anything remotely yucky, let alone eat the bloody things! In fact I'd be pretty crap at everything, cos I can't swim very well either, an I don't like snakes and bugs and stuff.

A drinking contest would be much more fun, and quite winnable in some of our cases (Enaid? I'm defo with you on this one mate).

As to favourites, I think they're all a bunch of Z listers and I'm getting bored already, but I have to say Janice is my favourite at the moment, says what she thinks etc. Lynne really gets on my nerves - fitness guru? More like fatness guru if you ask me. I really couldn't stand to be round a dinner table with her, let alone stuck in tthe jungle with her.

As to the rest of them, with the exception of Rodney who does at least have a personality (of sorts) then I could take em or leave em, none of em are interesting enough to even be having this debate. So why am I talking about them

Or perhaps thats the pointmsl:

[Tempty]

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LOl yup i'm for the starving too....fish eye's...... I don't think so, croc c@ck ..... nope i'll pass on that too thanks. well done to john though he did really well there i think.


Lynne rambling on and on about flowers and health and spiritual well being to kate really made me giggle too...... girlies should be pink and flowery pmsl i'm with kate on that one... she can keep her affairs though (very happily married thank you) but I'm definatly NOT the pink and fluffy type either LOL

[WendyB]

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Flowery? Me? Defintely not. Don't know about pink though - I got some pink leather FMBs - do you reckon that qualifies me or is that not what Lynne had in mindmsl:

[enaid]

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Well what can I say except tis a good job our little chunky friend Biggins turned up when he did pmsl They all would have starved but for him. He does look like he likes his food though, so maybe he will go through Hell and High water for a grain of rice or three and maybe he'll have to msl:msl:msl:

I've had enough of the plastic yankee super model now, she has to be voted off as soon as possible or as someone mentioned on there last night, chucked on the fire and eaten. Mind you there will be nowt left to eat when all that plastic has melted.

I'm warming to a couple of them, I'm not going to say till I have given them another day or two to prove their selves lol

I have to say too that Ant and Dec are doing a great job on the show, they really are not good at holding back are they? pmsl