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Delia's Way (tips on being the perfect housewife)

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  • Delia's Way (tips on being the perfect housewife)

    Delia's Way
    Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
    The Real Woman's Way
    Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God's sake.You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.
    Delia's Way
    To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
    The Real Woman's Way
    Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year.
    Delia's Way
    When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
    The Real Woman's Way
    Tesco's sell cakes. They even do decorated versions.
    Delia's Way
    If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in potato slice.
    The Real Woman's Way
    If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough sh*t. Please recite with me the Real Woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."
    Delia's Way
    Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.
    The Real Woman's Way
    It could keep forever. Who eats it?
    Delia's Way
    Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield beautiful glossy finish.
    The Real Woman's Way
    Sainsbury's frozen pie directions do not include brushing any egg white over the crust.
    Delia's Way
    Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
    The Real Woman's Way
    Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but who gives a sh*t?
    Delia's Way
    If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
    The Real Woman's Way
    Why do I have a man?
    And finally the most important tip ..
    Delia's Way
    Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
    The Real Woman's Way
    Leftover wine???? HELLO!!!!!

  • #2
    Have you met my other half then???

    Matt

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    • #3
      PMSL!!!! That was great hun! Although, there is never any leftover wine in my house


      Wxxx
      I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I'm going to take a stand. I'm going to defend it. Right or wrong, I'm going to defend it... (cameron) Ferris Beuller's day off....

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      • #4
        Originally posted by willowb View Post
        PMSL!!!! That was great hun! Although, there is never any leftover wine in my house


        Wxxx
        hahaha, you must live with me then Will cause I am sure I don't drink it all......
        Neither a borrower nor a lender be;
        For loan oft loses both itself and friend,
        And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.

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