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5 Rules To Remember In Life

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  • 5 Rules To Remember In Life

    5 RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:
    1. Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
    2. Forgive your enemy but remember the jerk's name.
    3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
    4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
    5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.
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    Re: 5 Rules To Remember In Life

    Lol brilliant, how about ...

    Don't try to kid a kidder.
    Don't eat yellow snow.

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      Re: 5 Rules To Remember In Life

      Originally posted by sapphire View Post
      Lol brilliant, how about ...

      Don't try to kid a kidder.
      Don't eat yellow snow.
      What's wrong with yellow snow?

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2vGY...eature=related
      CAVEAT LECTOR

      This is only my opinion - "Opinions are made to be changed --or how is truth to be got at?" (Byron)

      You and I do not see things as they are. We see things as we are.
      Cohen, Herb


      There is danger when a man throws his tongue into high gear before he
      gets his brain a-going.
      Phelps, C. C.


      "They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance!"
      The last words of John Sedgwick

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