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A Warning To Traffic Cops

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  • A Warning To Traffic Cops

    Two traffic patrol officers from North Berwick were involved in an unusual incident, while checking for speeding motorists on the A-1 Great North Road .

    One of the officers used a hand-held radar device to check the speed of a vehicle approaching over the crest of a hill, and was surprised when the speed was recorded at over 300mph. The machine then stopped working and the officers were not able to reset it.

    The radar had in fact latched on to a NATO Tornado fighter jet over the North Sea , which was engaged in a low-flying exercise over the Border district.

    Back at police headquarters the chief constable fired off a stiff complaint to the RAF Liaison office.

    Back came the reply in true laconic RAF style.

    'Thank you for your message, which allows us to complete the file on this incident. You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Tornado had automatically locked on to your 'hostile radar equipment' and sent
    a jamming signal back to it. Furthermore, the Sidewinder Air-to-ground missiles aboard the fully-armed aircraft had also locked on to the target. Fortunately the Dutch pilot flying the Tornado responded to the missile status alert intelligently and was able to override the automatic protection system before the missile was launched'.

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    Re: A Warning To Traffic Cops

    Hope the pilot was sacked for failing to carry out his duty msl:

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    • #3
      Re: A Warning To Traffic Cops

      The AIM-9 "Sidewinder" is an air-to-air missile, not air-to-ground that employs infrared homing or "heat-seeking" technology and therefore, if this is to be believed, is much more likely to have locked onto the fat, bloated, corpulent bodies of the policemen instead.

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      • #4
        Re: A Warning To Traffic Cops

        pmsl cet, always the ray of sunshine i have grown to know and love
        Neither a borrower nor a lender be;
        For loan oft loses both itself and friend,
        And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.

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