Di's Cheerful Chatline & Join-in Chatter Thread

[di30]

Re: Di's Cheerful Chatline & Join-in Chatter Thread

LOl, i certainly do PF..........and in my opinion you can't beat the 80's, i enjoyed the 90's too.




Here are some conversations that actually happened between help desk people and their customers.

Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print a document, but the computer won't boot properly."
Tech Support: "What does it say?"
Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk."
Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"
Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside."

Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open 24 hours."
Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"

Tech Support: "Ok, now click your left mouse button."
Customer: (silence) "But I only have one mouse."

Customer: "Excuse me can I use this disk? It has a hole in it.

Tech Support: "Do you have 3 1/2 inch diskettes?"
Customer: "No, I only have 3 of them."

Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."

Customer: "Now what do I do?"
Tech Support: "What is the prompt on the screen?"
Customer: "It's asking for 'Enter Your Last Name.'"
Tech Support: "Ok, so type in your last name."
Customer: "How do you spell that?"

Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message."
Tech Support: "Did you install the update?"
Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"


(the above sounds a little like me, lol being the customer that is)
:tinysmile_aha_t:

[pompeyfaith]

Re: Di's Cheerful Chatline & Join-in Chatter Thread

[di30]

Re: Di's Cheerful Chatline & Join-in Chatter Thread

Another good one there PF.

Right logging off for the night now folks, sorry I've not been here much over the last few days, its been very busy, but i'll be back tomorrow, its been a good night though cheers.

Nighty night all, sweet dreams XX:tinysmile_kiss_t4:

[di30]

Re: Di's Cheerful Chatline & Join-in Chatter Thread

Good morning........


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[di30]

Re: Di's Cheerful Chatline & Join-in Chatter Thread

Could not resist Turbo, even though I know you already have this on yours

Now this is CLASS.......Queen "We are the Champions"

[di30]

Re: Di's Cheerful Chatline & Join-in Chatter Thread

Hubby/Scooby still waiting for payout via old works that closed down, where 400 of them lost their jobs as the business liquidated just 3 days before xmas of 2007, so he chased the liquidators up yesterday by email for an update on the payouts, originally they did say they were looking at paying the cheques out by September then it went on to the next month and so on something similar in the email he received from them yesterday too...



Mr XXXXX


Please be advised we are still working on the distribution of the Protective Award. I am unable to provide a definite date for when the cheques will be issued however, we are working towards a pre-Christmas distribution.

I have noted your address and confirm that our records are up to date.

Kind regards

J

Insolvency Administrator

For and on behalf of
M – joint liquidator of A

[di30]

Re: Di's Cheerful Chatline & Join-in Chatter Thread

A little bit of Kylie.....

[di30]

Re: Di's Cheerful Chatline & Join-in Chatter Thread

Hiya my friends.

Hope you've had a wonderful and jolly day .

My sister looked so lovely on her wedding day today and I would like to say this....

Congratulations to my sister Marilyn and her new hubby Dave on their marriage that taken place this afternoon.

wishing you both many happy years together and I know our beloved dad would be very proud today too. XXXXXXX

They now have kids 5 between them lol, happy days!

[di30]

Re: Di's Cheerful Chatline & Join-in Chatter Thread

A few pics of my sister's wedding.......

[di30]

Re: Di's Cheerful Chatline & Join-in Chatter Thread

Continued from above....

My sister's kids are the 2 guys standing at the back left, her daughter in blue next to them, and the little girl in front with long dark hair is her granddaugter, and the twin girls are dave's her hubbys.

[di30]

Re: Di's Cheerful Chatline & Join-in Chatter Thread

Maz, Dave and my niece who is my sister's granddaughter on the first pic, my mother and sister Shaz on the other and the last pic my brother with his wife.

[di30]

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My brother Jeff with Wife Debz.

And mum is the one wearing the purple, and stood next to my sister's new hubby.

[Turboman]

Re: Di's Cheerful Chatline & Join-in Chatter Thread

Absolutely beautiful as always with you Di--And Di's photo is......

[di30]

Re: Di's Cheerful Chatline & Join-in Chatter Thread

Thank you Turbo.

LOL, for some reason there's only some with the back of me lol, i must have been in the right place at the right time then lol.:tinysmile_aha_t:

There are more yet to be developed.:tinysmile_kiss_t4:

[Turboman]

Re: Di's Cheerful Chatline & Join-in Chatter Thread

C'mon Di--A nice cheerful tune required today--or I'll post Lucy ****** again--