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  • A Thursday titter

    Baptizing an Irishman


    A Irish man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.

    He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher.

    The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk,

    'Are you ready to find Jesus?'

    The drunk shouts, 'Yes, oi am.'

    So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water.

    He pulls him up and asks the drunk, 'Brother have you found Jesus?'

    The drunk replies, 'No, oi haven't found Jesus.'

    The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer.

    He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, 'Have you found Jesus me brother?'

    The drunk again answers, 'No,oi I haven't found Jesus.'

    By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water again --- but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The preacher again asks the drunk, 'For the love of God have you found Jesus?'
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    The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the
    preacher, 'Are you sure this is where he fell in?'

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    Re: A Thursday titter

    Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.









    While attending a Marriage Weekend Ken and his wife, Janet, listened to the instructor declare, 'it is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.'





    He then addressed the men, 'Can you name and describe your wife's favourite flower?'



    Ken leaned over, touched Janet's arm gently, and whispered,

    "Homepride, isn't it?"





    And thus began Ken's life of celibacy.

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    • #3
      Re: A Thursday titter

      A Woman's Poem

      He didn't like the casserole
      And he didn't like my cake,
      He said my biscuits were too hard
      Not like his mother used to make.
      I didn't perk the coffee right
      He didn't like the stew,
      I didn't mend his socks
      The way his mother used to do.
      I pondered for an answer
      I was looking for a clue.
      Then I turned around and
      smacked him one

      Like his mother used to do.
      ******************************************
      I love a good poem, don't you?!?!

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      • #4
        Re: A Thursday titter

        Originally posted by enaid View Post
        Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.









        While attending a Marriage Weekend Ken and his wife, Janet, listened to the instructor declare, 'it is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.'





        He then addressed the men, 'Can you name and describe your wife's favourite flower?'



        Ken leaned over, touched Janet's arm gently, and whispered,

        "Homepride, isn't it?"





        And thus began Ken's life of celibacy.
        A cover up for Enaid really?

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