Inspiration

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Inspiration


Top 25 work-place inspirational posters:

1. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
2. Doing a job right the first time gets the job done. Doing the job wrong fourteen times gives you job security.
3. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
4. We put the "k" in "kwality."
5. If something doesn't feel right, you're not feeling the right thing.
6. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
7. A person who smiles in the face of adversity, probably has a scapegoat.
8. If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.
9. Plagiarism saves time.
10. If at first you don't succeed - try management.
11. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
12. Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.
13. The beatings will continue until morale improves.
14. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
15. We waste time, so you don't have to.
16. Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
17. Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
18. A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
19. When the going gets tough, the toughs take a coffee break.
20. Indecision is the key to flexibility.
21. Succeed in spite of management.
22. Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.
23. We waste more time by 8:00 in the morning than other companies do all day.
24. You pretend to work, and we'll pretend to pay you.
25. Work: It isn't just for sleeping anymore.
26. Food for thought! Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? What hair coour do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
27. was thinking that women should put pictures of missing
28. whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me… they were cramming for their finals.
29. thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks so I wonder what Chinese mothers use. Perhaps toothpicks?
30. Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor's office is full of portraits by Picasso.
31. How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
32. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
33. Stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
34. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
35. Clones are people two.
36. If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
37. No one ever says "It's only a game," when their team is winning.
38. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
39. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
40. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
41. Think "honk" if you're telepathic.
42. Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.