• Welcome to the LegalBeagles Consumer and Legal Forum.
    Please Register to get the most out of the forum. Registration is free and only needs a username and email address.
    REGISTER
    Please do not post your full name, reference numbers or any identifiable details on the forum.

Bit of a c*ck-up

Collapse
Loading...
X
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Bit of a c*ck-up

    http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20100107...e-6323e80.html

    Thursday, January 7 03:05 pm


    A man who went to casualty with his penis stuck in a steel pipe had to be cut free by firefighters using a metal grinder. Skip related content
    Related photos / videos


    Man with genitals in pipe cut free



    Medics at Southampton General Hospital could not get the man's penis out of the stainless steel pipe because the restricted blood flow had caused it to become aroused, so they called in Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service.
    They turned up with a special equipment unit from St Mary's station in Southampton and seven firefighters to help in what a spokesman said was a "delicate operation".
    The firefighters used the four-and-a-half-inch grinder to cut the pipe from around the man's penis and it took about 30 minutes.
    The patient was given an anaesthetic and his penis was left bruised and swollen but otherwise unharmed.
    The anxious man, aged about 40, gave hospital staff no explanation about how the pipe got stuck after he turned up on Tuesday morning.
    A Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service spokesman said: "Initially the crew did not have the appropriate cutting equipment to free the man.
    "It was a very delicate operation that required a very steady hand and the crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting.
    "It's certainly an unusual call-out and I'm sure the man won't be getting into that situation again."
    CAVEAT LECTOR

    This is only my opinion - "Opinions are made to be changed --or how is truth to be got at?" (Byron)

    You and I do not see things as they are. We see things as we are.
    Cohen, Herb


    There is danger when a man throws his tongue into high gear before he
    gets his brain a-going.
    Phelps, C. C.


    "They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance!"
    The last words of John Sedgwick
    Tags: help, hospital, stuck

  • #2
    Re: Bit of a c*ck-up

    I think the grinder used to scare him into not doing it again.....should have taken him down to the harbour for a quick dip PMSL

    Comment


    • #3
      Re: Bit of a c*ck-up

      I suppose if they'd used a blow torch to cut it, they could have called it a Blow Job.

      Comment

      View our Terms and Conditions

      LegalBeagles Group uses cookies to enhance your browsing experience and to create a secure and effective website. By using this website, you are consenting to such use.To find out more and learn how to manage cookies please read our Cookie and Privacy Policy.

      If you would like to opt in, or out, of receiving news and marketing from LegalBeagles Group Ltd you can amend your settings at any time here.


      If you would like to cancel your registration please Contact Us. We will delete your user details on request, however, any previously posted user content will remain on the site with your username removed and 'Guest' inserted.
      Working...
      X