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    ELVIS! SHOCK NEWS!! (More inside)

    The London Stock Exchange is preparing for a brisk trading day as it has been revealed that clumps of Elvis' barnet (Barnet Fair = hair, for all those north of Watford) have recently been sold for over 11 thousand quid.

    A spokesperson for WEANA (Was Elvis AN Alien) said today:-

    "this is confirmation of our belief that Elvis was a Bigfoot (Yeti)"

    We go over now to the Flat Earth Society Expedition who have finally reached the edge of...........................
    Sorry, it would appear that they are currently unavailable as they have been trudging about all day, their feet are sore, they're absolutely bloody knackered, & they've just dropped off!

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    cnjw :crazy:
    CAVEAT LECTOR

    This is only my opinion - "Opinions are made to be changed --or how is truth to be got at?" (Byron)

    You and I do not see things as they are. We see things as we are.
    Cohen, Herb

    There is danger when a man throws his tongue into high gear before he
    gets his brain a-going.
    Phelps, C. C.

    "They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance!"
    The last words of John Sedgwick
    Tags: crazy, ock, society
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    Re: ELVIS! SHOCK NEWS!! (More inside)

    LB's spokesperson issues a statement whilst grabbing a spot of lunch:-

    Last edited by charitynjw; 2nd April 2010, 04:39:AM.
    CAVEAT LECTOR

    This is only my opinion - "Opinions are made to be changed --or how is truth to be got at?" (Byron)

    You and I do not see things as they are. We see things as we are.
    Cohen, Herb

    There is danger when a man throws his tongue into high gear before he
    gets his brain a-going.
    Phelps, C. C.

    "They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance!"
    The last words of John Sedgwick

    Comment

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      Re: ELVIS! SHOCK NEWS!! (More inside)

      msl: That's EXC!!!
      Any opinions I give are my own. Any advice I give is without liability. If you are unsure, please seek qualified legal advice.

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        Re: ELVIS! SHOCK NEWS!! (More inside)

        Other notable saskwa.......sascwa.....Yeti (allegedly!)

        Denis Healey (eyebrows)
        Builders (bum cracks)
        feminist extremists (armpits) (Oh no, not again.........ed)
        Great-aunt Gladys (moustache)
        CAVEAT LECTOR

        This is only my opinion - "Opinions are made to be changed --or how is truth to be got at?" (Byron)

        You and I do not see things as they are. We see things as we are.
        Cohen, Herb

        There is danger when a man throws his tongue into high gear before he
        gets his brain a-going.
        Phelps, C. C.

        "They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance!"
        The last words of John Sedgwick

        Comment

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