How about - "Battle of the Sexes!"

[Xena]

Re: How about - "Battle of the Sexes!"

But who is in the pub and who is sat at home brooding? Pint please !

Huh, not in this house we go to different pubs

[Tools]

Re: How about - "Battle of the Sexes!"

pmsl

[Sapphire]

Re: How about - "Battle of the Sexes!"

And who is it you men expect to drive when your having a good drink.................... Oh yes its us women :kiss:

[Tools]

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You call it driving, we call it risking certain death but not having to walk.

[Jester]

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A woman lies giving birth, pleading for drugs to ease her suffering. The poor husband is standing nearby enduring a tirade of abuse from aforementioned woman.

"You Motherf***er, this all your fault. Wait til I am well enough to get my hands on you etc etc", she screams, her head spinning like something from the Exorcist.

Calmly, the husband looks at her and says

"Hey, 9 months ago I asked you if you fancied it up the arse, you told me No it would be too painful. Now who's laughing ?"

[veilside01702]

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Typical....I go away for a while and a sex war starts.......pmsl...
Isn't it obvious to women, that men have decided to take a back seat and let women prove they know everything and can do anything properly......
I don't know about you guys.....but when was the last time a woman invented something that wasn't kitchen or child related?
I know a woman will be the inventor of time travel though.....they can't wait to punish us even before we've done something wrong!
lol.....

[Jester]

Re: How about - "Battle of the Sexes!"

Bought my wife a small AM radio yesterday. Thought it would be a really nice surprise present. I should have known better.

On receiving it, she said " What the hell use is an AM radio to me ? I only ever listen to the radio at night !!"



Moral of the story, NEVER say the words WOMAN and LOGIC (or RATIONAL for that matter) in the same sentence !!

[charitynjw]

Re: How about - "Battle of the Sexes!"

I firmly believe that the bitterness displayed here stems from disillusionment due to lost & abandoned dreams.

Eg - OH should have been an archaeologist.

(OED def = someone expert at digging up the past).:tape2:

[frisp]

Re: How about - "Battle of the Sexes!"

Any male worth his salts knows if your in an argument for longer than 2 minutes then you've lost.

[Sapphire]

Re: How about - "Battle of the Sexes!"

Ok then why is it that a man can walk past the washing up/clothes on the floor/rubbish bag split open and say they didn't see it and yet spot a girl in a mini-skirt up her bum and big boobs from at least 100 yards away ?

[charitynjw]

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'cos one is a dirty old bag with all the contents spilling out & the other is........................

oh, yeah, see what you mean!!

[veilside01702]

Re: How about - "Battle of the Sexes!"

charitynjw........ROFL........... :washing:
I guess I am a house Biatch though.......lol

[Sapphire]

Re: How about - "Battle of the Sexes!"

Oh right nothing to do with men being lazy buggers then.

[charitynjw]

Re: How about - "Battle of the Sexes!"

Most of the guys I know love hard graft, the harder the better!

(Can sit & watch it all day long, pint in one hand, ciggie in t'other!)

cnjw
x

[veilside01702]

Re: How about - "Battle of the Sexes!"

Men aren't lazy..... for instance..... I do the job of a woman being a house husband and all, cleaning, cooking, changing nappies, looking after our baby all day, shopping for handbags and shoes, moaning on the phone......
I am also a full time foster carer......... 'SO I CAN PROVE MEN CAN MULTI-TASK!'..........
Errrmm......... well sometimes if forced into it anyway.....
My OH can't multi-task....... She can't sleep and look after our baby........ admittedly she can get to sleep and have s*x at the same time....... she reckons I am better than sleeping tablets....
Proving men have their uses.... ' A new position for the Karma sutra ..... The sleeper"......
All my mates want to know how to do this........ so when their OH start moaning......