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How about - "Battle of the Sexes!"

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  • #16
    Re: How about - "Battle of the Sexes!"

    :fencingOne for the boys)

    Women, as we all know, are excellent at multi-tasking.

    For instance, they can knit and hold a conversation at the same time.

    (It gives them something to think about while they are talking!)
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    • #17
      Re: How about - "Battle of the Sexes!"

      Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus ...maybe we should pass the book round before third world war breaks out! lol

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      • #18
        Re: How about - "Battle of the Sexes!"

        No what happened he was looking around for a toilet outside of the vehicle, she saw a mirage and shot off with the vehicle, hence her legs being crossed and hitting the pedal. She had Desserted him, excuse the pun.?????

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        • #19
          Re: How about - "Battle of the Sexes!"

          Originally posted by sapphire View Post
          Legal Beagles men are not pushovers that you might expect to find on other sites.
          We stand up for ourselves.

          Thats a matter of opinion, I've yet to meet any Beagles boys who can keep up drinking with the Beagles girlies at the meets.
          Yet to meet moi Saffi so a bold claim
          ------------------------------- merged -------------------------------
          Men even alone would be wrong in some womans' eyes. A wee joke to elaborate the differences

          How come when ur wife is pregnant all her friends rub her tummy and say congratulations yet not one of them rubs ur todger and says well done?
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          Another wee joke

          Man driving down the road, woman on same road going in the opposite direction, Man shouts out of window 'big fat cow' woman responds 'w8nker' woman turns a corner and crashes into a huge cow and dies 'Moral' If only women would listen sometimes
          Last edited by frisp; 11th October 2009, 09:58:AM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
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          • #20
            Re: How about - "Battle of the Sexes!"

            Originally posted by frisp View Post

            'Moral' If only women would listen sometimes

            They do when it's something worth listening to




            CJ

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            • #21
              Re: How about - "Battle of the Sexes!"

              After much consideration, there's only one legally binding way of sorting this out...............

              .................................................. ..FIGHT!!! (Cheers, HH!)
              CAVEAT LECTOR

              This is only my opinion - "Opinions are made to be changed --or how is truth to be got at?" (Byron)

              You and I do not see things as they are. We see things as we are.
              Cohen, Herb


              There is danger when a man throws his tongue into high gear before he
              gets his brain a-going.
              Phelps, C. C.


              "They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance!"
              The last words of John Sedgwick

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              • #22
                Re: How about - "Battle of the Sexes!"

                Originally posted by calamity jane View Post
                They do when it's something worth listening to
                CJ
                Thats a lo blow CJ
                Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

                Nemo me impune lacessit - No one provokes me with impunity. (Motto of the Kings of Scotland)

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                • #23
                  Re: How about - "Battle of the Sexes!"

                  Originally posted by frisp View Post
                  Thats a lo blow CJ

                  Maybe but as I'm only 5' 2", that's all I could manage.



                  CJ

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                  • #24
                    Re: How about - "Battle of the Sexes!"

                    Is this a 5 minute argument or a 10 minute argument?
                    Is no longer here

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                    • #25
                      Re: How about - "Battle of the Sexes!"

                      If its male it will only last a couple of minutes.

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                      • #26
                        Re: How about - "Battle of the Sexes!"

                        Over 200 "views" & only 24 responses?

                        Cowards!!!:brick:

                        cnjw
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                        CAVEAT LECTOR

                        This is only my opinion - "Opinions are made to be changed --or how is truth to be got at?" (Byron)

                        You and I do not see things as they are. We see things as we are.
                        Cohen, Herb


                        There is danger when a man throws his tongue into high gear before he
                        gets his brain a-going.
                        Phelps, C. C.


                        "They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance!"
                        The last words of John Sedgwick

                        Comment


                        • #27
                          Re: How about - "Battle of the Sexes!"

                          If it's a female arguing then it will all end in tears as they are not intelligent enough to win by argument or logic

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                          • #28
                            Re: How about - "Battle of the Sexes!"

                            Jester you are confused, if its a female argument it NEVER ends, it will resurface when you least expect it, usually when they want something.
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                            • #29
                              Re: How about - "Battle of the Sexes!"

                              Originally posted by Tools View Post
                              Jester you are confused, if its a female argument it NEVER ends, it will resurface when you least expect it, usually when they want something.
                              And if it is blokes arguing, by the second minute they forget what the argument was about in the first place and head off to the pub to soothe their ever-so-poorly head...too much thinking to cope with

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                              • #30
                                Re: How about - "Battle of the Sexes!"

                                But who is in the pub and who is sat at home brooding? Pint please !
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