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I am doing a project at school on modern banking. I am looking for help
in finding information. Who would be the best person at Barclays to ask?
Many thanks
Burrercup (age 7)
Thank you for your email
Depending on the type of questions to be answered, it would probably be
best to address the questions to your local Branch Manager.
If you have any similar requests, please note that you can complete them
by: visiting any branch.
Internet Care Team
For and on behalf of
Barclays Bank plc
Thanks for your reply.
I have indeed attempted to address my local branch manager but so far
without success.
It seems that the inbound communication options at branch level with
Barclays are limited to carrier pigeon and smoke signals. Neither of which I have access to.
Therefore I would be very grateful if you could handle my request
yourselves. It really wouldn't take more than a few seconds.
Many thanks
Buttercup
Please find enclosed:
To: Barclays bank
Project on modern banking.
By Buttercup (age 7)
This survey is in the form of a multi-choice questionnaire. Just highlight the correct or most applicable answer.
1) How many personal accounts are there in the UK today?
a) Under10 million
b) Between 10 and 50 million
c) Over 50 million
2) How many of those accounts offer online banking?
a) Under 25 per cent
b) Between 25 and 50 per cent
c) Over 50 percent
3) It is estimated that uk banks made £4.6 billion last year in penalty
'fees' on personal accounts alone.
How on earth do you people sleep at night?
a) Very well thankyou
b) We use class A drugs
c) Sleep? Are you kidding? Look at this pile of cash I've got to count
4) The banking industry is not noted for it's sense of humour, yet your
penalty charges are a joke.
How do you reconcile this?
a) We only laugh at our customers
b) You're right our charges are a joke. They should be far higher.
c) Err...pass
5) From what kind of organisations do the banking sector recruit they're
senior managers from?
a) The Algerian State Police
b) The Sudan Gangerweed Malisha
c) The Italian Mafia
Thank you for your email asking us to complete your questionnaire.
1. b
2. b
Unfortunately we do not feel the remaining questions are worthy of a reply.
Yours sincerely
Internet Care Team
For and on behalf of
Barclays Bank plc
I am doing a project at school on modern banking. I am looking for help
in finding information. Who would be the best person at Barclays to ask?
Many thanks
Burrercup (age 7)
Thank you for your email
Depending on the type of questions to be answered, it would probably be
best to address the questions to your local Branch Manager.
If you have any similar requests, please note that you can complete them
by: visiting any branch.
Internet Care Team
For and on behalf of
Barclays Bank plc
Thanks for your reply.
I have indeed attempted to address my local branch manager but so far
without success.
It seems that the inbound communication options at branch level with
Barclays are limited to carrier pigeon and smoke signals. Neither of which I have access to.
Therefore I would be very grateful if you could handle my request
yourselves. It really wouldn't take more than a few seconds.
Many thanks
Buttercup
Please find enclosed:
To: Barclays bank
Project on modern banking.
By Buttercup (age 7)
This survey is in the form of a multi-choice questionnaire. Just highlight the correct or most applicable answer.
1) How many personal accounts are there in the UK today?
a) Under10 million
b) Between 10 and 50 million
c) Over 50 million
2) How many of those accounts offer online banking?
a) Under 25 per cent
b) Between 25 and 50 per cent
c) Over 50 percent
3) It is estimated that uk banks made £4.6 billion last year in penalty
'fees' on personal accounts alone.
How on earth do you people sleep at night?
a) Very well thankyou
b) We use class A drugs
c) Sleep? Are you kidding? Look at this pile of cash I've got to count
4) The banking industry is not noted for it's sense of humour, yet your
penalty charges are a joke.
How do you reconcile this?
a) We only laugh at our customers
b) You're right our charges are a joke. They should be far higher.
c) Err...pass
5) From what kind of organisations do the banking sector recruit they're
senior managers from?
a) The Algerian State Police
b) The Sudan Gangerweed Malisha
c) The Italian Mafia
Thank you for your email asking us to complete your questionnaire.
1. b
2. b
Unfortunately we do not feel the remaining questions are worthy of a reply.
Yours sincerely
Internet Care Team
For and on behalf of
Barclays Bank plc
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