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News has just been released of a new epidemic sweeping the country.Those mainly affected are those in the 18-25 year old age group and their parents.
Symptoms
18-25's
1) Sudden Loss of Memory - Cant remember how to prepare food even a basic sandwich becomes too difficult
2) Loss of ability to get up and get themselves a drink
3) Overwhelming Tiredness - Inability to get out of bed before 2.00pm
Parents
1) Tiredness from dealing with the above.
2) A pile of washing that they forgot to do before they came home
Treatment
18-25's
1) Cater to their every whim in the knowledge that when they go back to University they will find it twice as hard to readjust to doing things for themselves again. or
2) Tell them to get off their butt and do it themselves.
Parents
1) Grin and bear it. It's only for 12-16 weeks or
2) Book a holiday until it's time for them to go back.
The name of this new Epidemic?
SON/DAUGHTER HOME FROM UNIVERSITY FOR THE SUMMERITIS
AAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
Symptoms
18-25's
1) Sudden Loss of Memory - Cant remember how to prepare food even a basic sandwich becomes too difficult
2) Loss of ability to get up and get themselves a drink
3) Overwhelming Tiredness - Inability to get out of bed before 2.00pm
Parents
1) Tiredness from dealing with the above.
2) A pile of washing that they forgot to do before they came home
Treatment
18-25's
1) Cater to their every whim in the knowledge that when they go back to University they will find it twice as hard to readjust to doing things for themselves again. or
2) Tell them to get off their butt and do it themselves.
Parents
1) Grin and bear it. It's only for 12-16 weeks or
2) Book a holiday until it's time for them to go back.
The name of this new Epidemic?
SON/DAUGHTER HOME FROM UNIVERSITY FOR THE SUMMERITIS
AAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHH