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  • Water Or Wine

    To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.

    As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,
    in beer there is freedom,

    in water there is bacteria.


    In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
    that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.


    However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
    Remember:

    Water = Poop,
    Wine = Health.

    Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
    than to drink water and be full of ****
    .

    There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service

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    Re: Water Or Wine

    Also fish feck in water !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    • #3
      Re: Water Or Wine

      Originally posted by Curlyben View Post
      Also fish feck in water !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      I know plenty of humans who do too !!

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