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Skinny Dipping...
An elderly man in West Virginia had owned a large farm for several Years. He had a large pond in the back.
It was properly shaped for swimming, so He fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, andpeach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a Five-gallonbucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with Glee. Ashe came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women Skinny-dippingin his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until youleave!'
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'
Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'
Some old men can still think fast
An elderly man in West Virginia had owned a large farm for several Years. He had a large pond in the back.
It was properly shaped for swimming, so He fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, andpeach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a Five-gallonbucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with Glee. Ashe came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women Skinny-dippingin his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until youleave!'
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'
Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'
Some old men can still think fast
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