The bad part:
an unidentified 39-year-old man in Moenchengladbach, Germany, lost his keys.
The good part:
he was pretty sure he had accidentally tossed them into a public trash bin with some papers.
The bad part:
it had a narrow opening, and the top doesn't come off easily.
The good part:
he could fit his head and arm into the opening.
The bad part:
he got so stuck he couldn't move.
The good part:
a friend happened by, and called the fire brigade to come help.
The bad part:
they couldn't get him out either, so they widened the hole and shoved him the rest of the way in.
The bad part:
it took another half hour before they were able to get the top off.
The good part:
by the time he finally emerged, he had found his keys.
The bad part:
in his pocket.
an unidentified 39-year-old man in Moenchengladbach, Germany, lost his keys.
The good part:
he was pretty sure he had accidentally tossed them into a public trash bin with some papers.
The bad part:
it had a narrow opening, and the top doesn't come off easily.
The good part:
he could fit his head and arm into the opening.
The bad part:
he got so stuck he couldn't move.
The good part:
a friend happened by, and called the fire brigade to come help.
The bad part:
they couldn't get him out either, so they widened the hole and shoved him the rest of the way in.
The bad part:
it took another half hour before they were able to get the top off.
The good part:
by the time he finally emerged, he had found his keys.
The bad part:
in his pocket.