Essex girls

[EXC]

Apologies in advance to Saph and any other Essex lasses.



Q Why do Essex girls only get 15 minutes for lunch?
A So you don't have to retrain em in the afternoon.


Q What do Essex girls say after sex?
A ''So do you all play for the same team?''


Q How do you know when an Essex girl has an orgasm?
A She drops her chips on the bus stop floor


Q How do you know if an Essex girl has used the computer?
A Tipex on the screen


Q What's an Essex girl's favourite wine?
A ''I wanna go to Lakeside''

Q What do Essex girls mothers say before they go out?
A ''If you're not in bed by 12, come home''

[Paule]

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[Sapphire]

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:yawn: I thought you might have got some new ones msl:

Oh by the way you are in deep doo doo now lol. You wait till my friend Enaid see's it, she will stick up for me pmsl.

[enaid]

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:yawn: I thought you might have got some new ones msl:

Oh by the way you are in deep doo doo now lol. You wait till my friend Enaid see's it, she will stick up for me pmsl.

Well I gave this a good old googling, as I do, this is what I came up with :beagle:

Essex girl

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


"Essex girl" is a pejorative term used in the United Kingdom, to imply someone is a stereotypically promiscuous, blonde, unintelligent woman from Essex. It was most widely used and gained popularity during the 1980s and 1990s. One of the main reasons for the origin of the term may be due to Essex's geographical proximity to London. Many Essex residents do come to London by train for the weekend out.

The stereotypical image was formed as a variation of the dumb blonde/bimbo persona, with references to the Estuary English accent, white stiletto heels, peroxide blonde hair, promiscuity, loud verbal vulgarity, and to socialising at downmarket nightclubs in large groups.[1]
Time magazine has written:

In the typology of the British, there is a special place reserved for Essex Girl, a lady from London's eastern suburbs who dresses in white strappy sandals and suntan oil, streaks her hair blond, has a command of Spanish that runs only to the word Ibiza, and perfects an air of tarty prettiness. Victoria Beckham—Posh Spice, as she was—is the acknowledged queen of that realm..."[2]

The term initially became synonymous with the lead characters of Sharon and Tracey in the BBC sitcom Birds of a Feather. These brash and uninhibited women had escaped working class backgrounds in London and moved to a large house in Chigwell.
The image has since been epitomised in celebrity culture with the likes of Denise Van Outen, Jodie Marsh and Chantelle Houghton all rising to fame predominantly with the help of their 'Essex Girl' image.

Well there are some celebs in there somewhere I think, I did used to enjoy Birds of a Feather lol

[Sapphire]

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Well you can always rely on your friends can't you Di, NOT :hail::der:msl: