what I learned from porn!

[Happyolddog]

Ha,

Thought the title would grab ya.
What I Learned From PornĀ*Video

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[enaid]

dirty little old dirty dog you! you should have watched proper telly, Blue Peter, Magpie and Zoo Time you would have learned the truth about good sex and what us women like.
Blue Peter: How to make a pressie for your loved one out of a washing up bottle
Magpie: showed you how to have a sense of humour and look after your body, keep yourself fit and tidy for her indoors.
Zoo Time and Johnny Morris: showed all the mating rituals that worked, very often with the male going over the top and sometimes being killed, for his trouble

[Nattie]

HOD, that video encompasses everything I know about women and sex.
Fantastic to know it is true:banana:

[enaid]

All I can say Nattie is, it's a good job you learned about -anking!!!!!!!!!!

[Mochamoos]

All I can say Nattie is, it's a good job you learned about -anking!!!!!!!!!!

pmsl :banana::banana::banana: