What was number 1 the day you were born

[Paradox]

No Sal, I told them your year of birth, and as this lot can't do maths without a spreadsheet, you're quite safe

When are you doing the spreadsheet for that???

[enaid]

:crazy::crazy::crazy::banana::banana::banana:

[littlesally]

Phew!!!!
You put my mind at rest there.
Thank God no-one can do math or work the spreadsheets!...

Sally x

[enaid]

i was s**t hot till one of me balls dropped off me abacus