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Here are the contents:
1. Longest period of sustained low inflation since the 60s. Highest rises on record
2. Low mortgage rates. Lie. Mortgage rates are high.
3. Introduced the National Minimum Wage and raised it to £5.52. Trapping millions on benefits
4. Over 14,000 more police in England and Wales. Sitting eating doughnuts whilst watching CCTV
5. Cut overall crime by 32 per cent. Prisons full, Jaqui Smith scared to go and get a kebab
6. Record levels of literacy and numeracy in schools. 1 in 5 children cannot read and write when they leave school
7. Young people achieving some of the best ever results at 14, 16, and 18. Have a GSCE A*. Plenty to go round for everyone
8. Funding for every pupil in England has doubled. OUR money wasted
9. Employment is at its highest level ever. Unemployment, including incapacity benefit has never been higher
10. Written off up to 100 per cent of debt owed by poorest countries. No you didn't.
11. 85,000 more nurses. - record numbers of nurses unemployed
12. 32,000 more doctors - record number of doctors unemployed and £100K for the rest. OUR money remember
13. Brought back matrons to hospital wards. - Liars
14. Devolved power to the Scottish Parliament. - They get to vote in England though
15. Devolved power to the Welsh Assembly. - ditto
16. Dads now get paternity leave of 2 weeks for the first time. - those who still have jobs
17. NHS Direct offering free convenient patient advice.- not FREE. WE pay for the NHS
18. Gift aid was worth £828 million to charities last year.- Again, OUR money you gave away to Lee Jasper and his ilk
19. Restored city-wide government to London - and now you hate it with Boris
20. Record number of students in higher education.- learning Wayne Rooney studies and Classic Hisory of Girls Aloud
21. Child benefit up 26 per cent since 1997. - Hence the swams of feral chavs belching Stella in taxpayers faces
22. Delivered 2,200 Sure Start Children’s Centres.- With OUR money
23. Introduced the Equality and Human Rights Commission.- allowing convcted Terrorists to live on benefits instead of being deported
24. £200 winter fuel payment to pensioners & up to £300 for over-80s. - 40% price rises in gas and electricity
25. On course to exceed our Kyoto target for reducing greenhouse gas emissions.- using OUR money to subsidise Renewable Power company profits
26. Restored devolved government to Northern Ireland. and bribing them £2B for 42 day vote
27. Over 36,000 more teachers in England and 274,000 more support staff and teaching assistants.- doing the worst job in history of educating our children
28. All full time workers now have a right to 24 days paid holiday - most will be working overtime instead
29. A million pensioners lifted out of poverty. and dumped straight back in it again
30. 600,000 children lifted out of relative poverty. and 2 million dumped in it again
31. Introduced child tax credit giving more money to parents. giving MY money to parents, you mean
32. Scrapped Section 28 and introduced Civil Partnerships. - no comment
33. Brought over 1 million social homes up to standard. - 42" Plasmas all round
34. Inpatient waiting lists down by over half a million since 1997. - one in 300 chance of dying of MRSA instead. Filthiest hospitals in Europe
35. Banned fox hunting. - lets get the Toffs
36. Cleanest rivers, beaches, drinking water and air since before the industrial revolution.- Largest fines for water companies contaminating it again
37. Free TV licences for over-75s. to watch celebrity pig ****ing or Crimewatch
38. Banned fur farming and the testing of cosmetics on animals. - yet bomb children in Iraq
39. Free breast cancer screening for all women aged between 50-70. Not FREE. OUR money
40. Free off peak local bus travel for over-60s. Not FREE. OUR money
41. New Deal - helped over 1.8 million people into work. and straight back out again
42. Over 3 million child trust funds have been started. - WITH OUR MONEY
43. Free eye test for over 60s. to read their council tax bills with
44. More than doubled the number of apprenticeships. in call centre management or community cohesion studies, not engineering
45. Free entry to national museums and galleries. to while away the hours of unemployment
46. Overseas aid budget more than doubled. -whilst poverty reigns in the uk
47. Heart disease deaths down by 150,000 and cancer deaths down by 50,000. - in spite of you not giving people the drugs they need and have paid for over a lifetime
48. Cut long-term youth unemployment by 75 per cent. - replaced with incapacity benefit and prison
49. Free nursery places for every three and four-year-olds.- Allowing their mothers more time at the gym and nail studio
50. Free fruit for most four to six-year-olds at school. - Monkey see, monkey do.
Didn't they do ffffing well. ****ers.
If I had my way I would string up the 646 wasters , Sorry members of parliament, who are living the life of luxury at our expense and string all of them up. Ps piano wire is cheap now. Don't expect any change if the conservatives get in, you will still be screwed. Anyone here lend me the air fair to the Isle of Wight?
Here are the contents:
1. Longest period of sustained low inflation since the 60s. Highest rises on record
2. Low mortgage rates. Lie. Mortgage rates are high.
3. Introduced the National Minimum Wage and raised it to £5.52. Trapping millions on benefits
4. Over 14,000 more police in England and Wales. Sitting eating doughnuts whilst watching CCTV
5. Cut overall crime by 32 per cent. Prisons full, Jaqui Smith scared to go and get a kebab
6. Record levels of literacy and numeracy in schools. 1 in 5 children cannot read and write when they leave school
7. Young people achieving some of the best ever results at 14, 16, and 18. Have a GSCE A*. Plenty to go round for everyone
8. Funding for every pupil in England has doubled. OUR money wasted
9. Employment is at its highest level ever. Unemployment, including incapacity benefit has never been higher
10. Written off up to 100 per cent of debt owed by poorest countries. No you didn't.
11. 85,000 more nurses. - record numbers of nurses unemployed
12. 32,000 more doctors - record number of doctors unemployed and £100K for the rest. OUR money remember
13. Brought back matrons to hospital wards. - Liars
14. Devolved power to the Scottish Parliament. - They get to vote in England though
15. Devolved power to the Welsh Assembly. - ditto
16. Dads now get paternity leave of 2 weeks for the first time. - those who still have jobs
17. NHS Direct offering free convenient patient advice.- not FREE. WE pay for the NHS
18. Gift aid was worth £828 million to charities last year.- Again, OUR money you gave away to Lee Jasper and his ilk
19. Restored city-wide government to London - and now you hate it with Boris
20. Record number of students in higher education.- learning Wayne Rooney studies and Classic Hisory of Girls Aloud
21. Child benefit up 26 per cent since 1997. - Hence the swams of feral chavs belching Stella in taxpayers faces
22. Delivered 2,200 Sure Start Children’s Centres.- With OUR money
23. Introduced the Equality and Human Rights Commission.- allowing convcted Terrorists to live on benefits instead of being deported
24. £200 winter fuel payment to pensioners & up to £300 for over-80s. - 40% price rises in gas and electricity
25. On course to exceed our Kyoto target for reducing greenhouse gas emissions.- using OUR money to subsidise Renewable Power company profits
26. Restored devolved government to Northern Ireland. and bribing them £2B for 42 day vote
27. Over 36,000 more teachers in England and 274,000 more support staff and teaching assistants.- doing the worst job in history of educating our children
28. All full time workers now have a right to 24 days paid holiday - most will be working overtime instead
29. A million pensioners lifted out of poverty. and dumped straight back in it again
30. 600,000 children lifted out of relative poverty. and 2 million dumped in it again
31. Introduced child tax credit giving more money to parents. giving MY money to parents, you mean
32. Scrapped Section 28 and introduced Civil Partnerships. - no comment
33. Brought over 1 million social homes up to standard. - 42" Plasmas all round
34. Inpatient waiting lists down by over half a million since 1997. - one in 300 chance of dying of MRSA instead. Filthiest hospitals in Europe
35. Banned fox hunting. - lets get the Toffs
36. Cleanest rivers, beaches, drinking water and air since before the industrial revolution.- Largest fines for water companies contaminating it again
37. Free TV licences for over-75s. to watch celebrity pig ****ing or Crimewatch
38. Banned fur farming and the testing of cosmetics on animals. - yet bomb children in Iraq
39. Free breast cancer screening for all women aged between 50-70. Not FREE. OUR money
40. Free off peak local bus travel for over-60s. Not FREE. OUR money
41. New Deal - helped over 1.8 million people into work. and straight back out again
42. Over 3 million child trust funds have been started. - WITH OUR MONEY
43. Free eye test for over 60s. to read their council tax bills with
44. More than doubled the number of apprenticeships. in call centre management or community cohesion studies, not engineering
45. Free entry to national museums and galleries. to while away the hours of unemployment
46. Overseas aid budget more than doubled. -whilst poverty reigns in the uk
47. Heart disease deaths down by 150,000 and cancer deaths down by 50,000. - in spite of you not giving people the drugs they need and have paid for over a lifetime
48. Cut long-term youth unemployment by 75 per cent. - replaced with incapacity benefit and prison
49. Free nursery places for every three and four-year-olds.- Allowing their mothers more time at the gym and nail studio
50. Free fruit for most four to six-year-olds at school. - Monkey see, monkey do.
Didn't they do ffffing well. ****ers.
If I had my way I would string up the 646 wasters , Sorry members of parliament, who are living the life of luxury at our expense and string all of them up. Ps piano wire is cheap now. Don't expect any change if the conservatives get in, you will still be screwed. Anyone here lend me the air fair to the Isle of Wight?
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